Are You For Eighty-Six?

/bark bark bark

straighten up chile who's in da house?
the lefty rev with da clever mouth
yea you is right
repro's not my bag
my big concern is girlies on the rag
wait! don't hate or prosthelytize. get wise. try this truth on for size
the 'tution dont promise no little pill
no backspace clean up for your funky thrill
its natures call. thats all.
we got bigger fish to fry ya'll

a guarantee of liberty
does not include insanity
you aint seen pain til you know in your head
you made it be so that your babies is dead
use your head get out the bed and shed
the chains of "we so bad"
we's the children
did want to have
dont take it out on the One most high
its the brothers on earth that be spreadin' the lie

the ones most likely to agree with you
get sucked up in tubes or flushed down the loo
you make me stronger cause theres less of you
its the roe effect
that keeps you lefties in check

trust me brother it is the greater good
more respectful of ladies in the hood
natures order made us men
the nanny state got us sucking thumbs again

when sin is a virtue and virtue a joke
the whole damn ball go up in smoke


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Blogger infinitesimal said...

are you for 86????
That is clever. So are you.
I am gonna hafta re read this puppy a few times before I gets it all.

What else can you do?
Supa fly guy.


8:18 AM  
Blogger K9 said...

/bark bark bark

I cannot do the tag game. I will not submit.


12:06 PM  
Blogger Ben said...

Like the nice lady said.

1:52 PM  
Blogger Pete Bogs said...

we cannot blame k9 for not wanting to be on anyone's leash, or doing tricks for kids... he's got some serious shit to lay down here...

2:20 PM  
Blogger Pete Bogs said...

PS: K9, you oughtta check out Fluke for your movies list.. the reincarnated spirit of Samuel L. Jackson appears reincarnated as a dog...

2:22 PM  
Blogger K9 said...

/bark bark bark

I saw that movie! but.........
the dog was all wrong. all shiny and red and silky.

welcome to the yard


2:45 PM  
Blogger infinitesimal said...

really? you can't even make one up for the k9 character? Oh come on! Surely you manager or whatever will let you do that?

Well, do what you like, it is your yard after all.

8:06 PM  
Blogger infinitesimal said...

What about: The Bloodhound Gang?

8:09 PM  
Blogger Bird said...

some conflicting messages in this bit- but it opens up the head.

i disagree with you about repro rights being a minor deal (i'm interpreting something you posted in someone else's blog). who decides who reproduces is a very big deal - it's not a minor issue or a minor right.

7:16 AM  
Blogger K9 said...

/bark bark bark

The point isnt so much about whether repro rights are minor or major. The point being is that they are not guaranteed by the constitution. You still have the ultimate freedom to prevent pregnancy or avoid that concern altogether. You arent trapped or oppressed. Try running your repro rights mantra under sha'ria law baby.

the big fight is for the preservation of western ideals. and yeah I do think thats more important.

7:36 AM  
Blogger Bird said...

i don't live under shariah law.and frankly, i don't think we should have truck with any country that does.

the constitution is interpretable -clearly(kind of like the bible). we cling to it like a master narrative - argh. gack. no one's asking for a constituional amendment to guarantee the right to abortion (or to birth control) - though that's not a bad idea.

you're essentially saying - if you don't want to get knocked up, don't fuck. not very practical. not much of a choice. i want more options than that.

the preservation of western civilization? how lofty. is it worth preserving? if it is, my ability to choose, my ability to have options, is part of western civilization - the BIG deal is made up of smaller bits - and my repro rights and privacy rights are part of those bits. trapped or oppressed? lack of access = trapped. use of repro rights to restrict women's choices = opression. you don't have to live under a burqa or locked in a room to be trapped and oppressed.

i've no more time for this - i have minds to warp.

8:43 AM  
Blogger K9 said...

/bark bark bark

"you're essentially saying - if you don't want to get knocked up, don't fuck. not very practical. not much of a choice. i want more options than that. "

no I am not saying that. was abortion outlawed while i was napping? You do have options! I agree freedom is made of a combination of little rights I am just saying that when we consider the biggest most important concerns we have with regard to liberty is this the top of the list? again, there are more that a few options for frisky girls. so come on.

Did i miss something? Is big bro planning to define who should or should not reproduce? what are you talking about?

your notion of oppression is specific to the truly blessed. warp on teacher.

9:04 AM  
Blogger graffitti artist said...

preservation of western ideals??

the children 'god wanted to have' ...?

oh pulleese ... give me a break ...

i bet you think your pretty clever ..."are you for eight-six?"

9:12 AM  
Blogger graffitti artist said...


9:12 AM  
Blogger infinitesimal said...

OK Buddy,

I really really like the rhyme. I have read it four times, and I like it. I am going to print it and put it into my scrapbook, which is a very exclusive selection of memories from my very exciting and chaotic life.


I see what you are saying here, but I need clarification on one missing piece.

"the big fight is for the preservation of western ideals. and yeah I do think thats more important."
7:36 AM

And what I personally want to know is, who is the opponent in the "big fight"?

Lay it on me baby, and please consider making your reponse into your next post.


9:28 AM  
Blogger K9 said...

/bark bark bark

to graffiti:

I am saying all of us alive, in all nations, of all faiths, of all races, and of all ideologies are the ones "God wanted to have".

you presumed I meant dogs of faith like myself only.

a spelling correction is a welcome rolled paper.

welcome to the yard


10:26 AM  
Blogger OOB said...

when sin is a virtue and virtue a joke
the whole damn ball go up in smoke
I hear you and I agree but be careful. Noisy dogs tend to irritate sleeping people.

12:04 PM  
Blogger K9 said...

/bark bark bark

#16 vanille,

I will present my case soon.
now go make some art.


2:00 PM  
Blogger Reverend X said...

The ball is back to you, my friend.

10:41 PM  
Blogger Bird said...

a K9 bark from my blog:
/bark bark bark

whats this? a gold star for the rev and a ruler slam to the paws for the k9? what about my self esteem, teacher?

First, I'm not in the business of building self-esteem.

Second, do you have a short attention span? I commented previously on your rap "it opens up the head."

Third - ruler slams all the way around - for good measure.

On another topic - I was surprised after reading your comment to wch's 75 (or was it 74)% post that we have some common ground in one area. GACK - can it be?

I wish I could rap. Maybe I should study up.

9:05 AM  
Blogger K9 said...

/grrrrrrrrrra ha ha ha ha

"self-esteem" was a joke on education, teacher!
mine is fully intact I can assure you.

warp on!


9:17 AM  
Blogger Mr Q said...

K9, I have been trying to track down your travels around this maze, and never mind the craze, 'cause for every hydrant you stop at, there will be someone asking "what?". Although I tried your style, I still got about a mile, as I start to fade, I can't join this parade in which all the marching bands are spilling hatorade. That's it I was lame. Add on...
One thing I liked was:
"freedom is made of a combination of little rights "
I agree.

12:59 PM  
Blogger Mr Q said...

I feel you dawg, I mean dogg. Your flow impressed me, so I felt compelled to write and try. As for the hatorade schpill, it wasn't for you bill. Beli dat I see your point, not the smoking joint. Piz to you dogg keep on blazin da blog.

1:46 PM  
Blogger Bird said...

a joke on education? what? no - say it aint so! where's the respect for the ivory towers of academia?

i actually have very litte - academia-nuts are as looney as ....birds.

i'm only a quasi-academia-nut.

4:23 PM  
Blogger infinitesimal said...

Quite a fan club. Roll call? check your profile.
Who says nobody wants to play with you?
Looks like you are leading the pack.


4:50 PM  

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