I Love the Smell of Napalm in Hollywood

/bark bark bark

Dont'cha just love it when a bunch of pamp'ed stars
Start weeping on TV and playing guitars?
Wailing and caring, oh caring so deep
Monitoring phone lines they getting off cheap

"Bush broke the levee and brought the tsunami!"
Selling the lie life's a tit from yo' mommy
To show pretty faces they'll ask for your dollars
Though millions they've got they'd rather give hollers!

Compassion! compassion! say many of they
But when it comes to "material" these fuckers don't play

Not to say that they all be this way
Oprah and Bullock done give it away
But some could do much with a flick of some pens
Change a life by giving up just ONE of the benz,

Barbara S, you poser, are you kidding me?
You got the biggest head in history
Your cheapness and imperiousness are legend they say
Your day workers sued to get paid for the day

Sean Penn. Dear God, you the ugliest man that's ever been!
Showing for show in NOLA was truly a sin, but then again
it was funny to see you so impotent
and broke down in the rescue boat you rent.

Bra you aint the same thing as you play in the show
Hollywood's dying cause the people now know
What a bunch big talkers and wanna be loveds
Currying favor by trashin' the Govs.

You all against guns 'less they for your bodyguards?
Because behind big walls you safe in yo' yards
With pools full o' fools and trays lined with blow
Stop runnin' this game, you think we don't know?

Kanye is Christ? And Jessica Parker?
You think I'm a dog? That girl's a real barker!
Talking 'bout how her broke ass family
is caused by the American calamity?
Give up a Blanik or two you horse-faced punk!
That lie you been telling is a hunk of junk.
Take care of your own girl, and stop with the crying
Cause all of us watching see you is SO lyin'.

I got's to go now to make my livin'
Don't expect to me something be given
But there's one Hollywood thing I truly do love
"Celebrity Cellulite" on the Enquirer cov.


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Blogger Pete Bogs said...

if Jessica's hurting for money, she could probably earn some having sex in the city...

1:04 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

yeah smart dog,
get back to work: millions on cannine welfare depend on you.

1:25 PM  
Blogger Mr Q said...

I put my finger on the glass,
in order to stirr up the ice, the single malt tastes mighty good, but I must toast for a smart ass,
Often I agree with his views, is good to be one of the few.
Oban on my left, Vegas Robaina on my right. Staring at my 1099, I can't help but wonder how long must I keep supporting, all this amazing non workers?

1:41 PM  
Blogger Reverend X said...

Washington Dc and hollywood
both photo op aid
never do what they should

I'm with ya on this one
I agree totally
they play to the suckers
and their vanity

They cough up a prayer
their money they hold
but there's a slight difference
Power/ control

the glameratzie
can shake the west coast
with crappy jingles
and raise up a toast

What's changed? Improved?
The problems remain.
The media blitz
just called to complain.

Now DC is different
haven't you heard
one touch of a button
could blow up the world

they can send in support
to desperate towns
too bad they now sing
"Send in the clowns"

Networks cover their
Sunday prayer meetings
Then drop the story
but never stop the damn bleeding

they vote in corruption
in trade for free meals
sell off our souls
in cheap backdoor deals
the public applauds this
because it feels
That what's shown on TV
has got to be real!

The common man
wears self imposed blinders
they look away from the truth
and all its reminders

They put their nose to the grindstone, then shoved that up their ass
said nothing for others
thinking they'd get a pass

So who is the culprit
who do we blame?
the teams, the owners
or the fools attending the game?
buyin the tickets
creating the need
for bread and a circus
to watch someone bleed

"Please take all my rights
I dont wanna die.
Just say it's OK
I'll never question the lie!
I'll gladly submit
to each little bit.
For the comfort and warmth
of this pile of shit."

So k9 I commend
your raising the call
but don't stop there
cover it all.

I'll be there beside ya
face all that would hurt ya
and i really aint trying
to play or convert ya.

Just want you to see
on both sides they abound
Get you to objectively
look all around.
Don't ask for your faith
gospel won't come from me
and I wouldn't like ya
if we did not disagree
but my points I can prove
then give you the choice
If you see what's up
will you raise up your voice?

2:28 PM  
Blogger K9 said...

/bark bark bark

yea Rev I know now that you are a buddy
and I promise you this I AM gonna study
but how does one vet what is real, what is not
finding the empirical seems a dark shot

that thing between you and uriel
got my head swimming and hurtin' as well
I have to start lookin' with beauty and hope
cause the misery routine is a soul killing dope


3:03 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

good lord, Dog,
that X Reverend's been listening to
too much Con Ya and G O O D.

3:28 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Kickin' site K9, meant to tell you.

3:37 PM  
Blogger infinitesimal said...

Came over for profile photos 101, have not read your latest yet, so here goes:From dashboard,
Make a "NEW POST"
at the top left corner, there should be an attach photo button, looks like a picture landscape in my window, it is right next to spell check (a box with a check in it)
So you click that and post a photo that you want for your profile into the create new post window, it is easy, you have done before I think.
So, then you Cut and Paste (I LOVE IT!!)
The first line looks like this:
within the quotes is what you want:

Stats with "http", and ends in "jpg"
(I had to change it cause the comments would not allow the command to post the photo in that string)

You simply cut (or copy) that out and paste it onto your "Edit my Profile" page where it asks for a photo web address
You can delete or save the post as a draft, but all you wanted was the image addy.
Some people have better servers or browsers, others, like us,K9, we have to finger it out the hard way.
That's the easy way to do it the hard way.

Who's a buddy? Who's a pal? Are you? Are you? You Are! Oh you is such a good good puppy.... yes you is....... you so so are!! Such a big big puppy, you ARE a big boy! Good good puppy.

~Vanille le Bitch~

6:38 PM  
Blogger infinitesimal said...

O Ma Ga....
You need to add the film "Dogfight" to your profile.

When are you taking me for a spin in Poc?

8:16 PM  
Blogger K9 said...

/bark bark bark

Yeah! Dogfight stars that chick called ana lucia on Lost who is my favorite character, along with mr echo and redneck sawyer.

When I head west on a road trip supa.


8:27 PM  
Blogger Reverend X said...

Try to avoid
absolute positions
that won't compromise
or allow inquisition.
The liars respond
to questions with hate.
Those with the truth
gladly welcome debate.
Both sides of the story
make sure you've seen em.
The truth usually lies
somewhere in between em.

Ok, I am way too tired to continue the rhyme. Sorry, long day and night. Before you study anything, do me a favor. Read the Tao of Jeet Kune Do. I know that sounds weird and it is hard to explain the relevance of Bruce Lee in all this. You will understand once you've read it. I'll be back in a couple of days. C-ya.

6:19 AM  
Blogger mad malva blue said...

hi ... where to write me? my 'non-art' blog is www.cerebralgraffitti.wordpress.com ...

you are a very clever pup ... :-] ... like the rhymes (?spelling)

10:29 AM  
Blogger infinitesimal said...

Heeeeeeere Puppy puppy puppy,
Vanille is frying up some sizzling Applewood Smoked Bacon at Chez Bitch.....

6:49 PM  
Blogger Reverend X said...

I knew I forgot something when I first read your latest. The levee and tsunami rip. Funny thing bout the 6.0 compression quake of Dec. 2004 and the resulting Tsunami.. well, read for yourselves.


I get a lot of flack when I link Vialls. I think it was his failure to paraphrase scientific terminology into four letter words like good, evil, fire, and the like.

And the levee info is starting to point in a familiar direction also.
I have some great video of outrageous conspiracy theory in action over at Apocalyptic


btw, Did you finish that Tao yet?

6:28 AM  
Blogger K9 said...

/bark bark bark


The tao? not yet. Im headed off to BR now tho'......


6:47 AM  
Blogger Reverend X said...

Looked at the doodlings. Read the comments. Had a few thoughts on the first amendment. Now I am off to get the artist's real and specific bio for the exercise of my 1st amendment rights. Hope that guy's good with this 2nd am. rights. He's gonna need em!!
laugh, just a joke. Well the part about me outing him anyways. But I am sure somebody else is already doing it.
You don't buy the whole "valuable message" hype rising out of that cess pool, do you? This is just a rally flag for the empowered at other's expense pride movement.

12:15 PM  
Blogger K9 said...

/bark bark bark

I'll tell you what I do buy Rev. That political correctness practiced in the extreme as it has been by the american left has had the opposite effect of what might have been expected, some degree of peaceful coexistence. Instead we have an inflamed culture clash with no sense of abatement on the horizon.The muslims see this as a weakness and a big ol green light to proceed with their campaign of terror. They grow fiercer. We become more concilliatory. And so it goes.

The notion that these cartoons are as imflammitory as the routine chopping off of heads is laughable. What? these hard core tough guy muslims all of a sudden are all sensitive? They visit more horror on their own kind than we would ever have the inclination to do. They will kill the hell out of other muslims if it suits their goals. Is that how they honor Allah and their "religion of peace'?


4:27 PM  
Blogger infinitesimal said...

WHAT cartoons?
I like cartoons.

When are you gonna stop leaving dissertations in other people's yards and get to work on one here?


8:15 PM  
Blogger K9 said...

/bark bark bark

grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrl, I thought you'd be out by now with all that pink drink! the The Jyllands-Posten Cartoons can be viewed at


and the ones that rev and I are talking about are at
this is one of the most interesting threads of commentary I have read in a long time and it is very funny. Rev doesnt think so.

Now you know what I think the big fight is all about dont you? clash of cultures baby.

I am about 3 days away from delivering a big project and then I will post again. but its been said already by far far better than me.


9:09 PM  
Blogger Bird said...

Woof! Thanks for the link on the cartoons!

By the way - May I print your rap from - oh how many posts ok? I'd like to distribute to my class. I'm checking with Rev. X about his - I think the two together are excellent. Both raps will warp my students a bit - make them think. I will not use without your permission (and I don't send students to blogs - they can trace me too easily and that's not neccesarily a good thing for me - I have, after all, my academia-nut standing to protect (hah!).

10:04 PM  
Blogger Reverend X said...

I finished the sermon reply. Damn, you know Vani's right? I have about 50k words spread out on a dozen comment threads. Anybody know how to format a convergent argument series into a coherent publication? If you can handle divergent also, I think we'll be covered.
Leftist PC is destroying worthwhile communication. So is Right wing newspeak. 200 years from now anthropologists will need a color coded Rosetta stone to translate english from this period. I am against it all. the thread you sent me to was funny. We just laughing at different moments.
Ok they chop heads off. We melt the skin off their children. I never said censor the guy. I was more interested in the failure of anyone to see the audacity of the scripted RNC spokes models as they deny any negative reprecussions from these Iconic insults. Remember the outrage these same pundits expressed at newsweek for doing their job and reporting on the torture going on. "This kind of irresponsible journalism endangers our troops in theatre."
But idolic caricturization of their spiritual leader and mocking their beliefs doesn't?
Flush a Koran, feed a riot. Render an image of the prophet as Satanic? Then declare your superiority for doing it? come on!
I couldn't lie like that. Not the lie itself, just the unbelievability and ease of discovery. It is pointless.
Bird, rip any content or work by me as often as you like. I maintain no financial ties to it. I put iyt out there for reproduction. But this last call and respond isn't rap. Count the sylabic meter and you'll get a 3/4 time measure. 3/4 is country. Now reread the rhymes with a drawl and some whyskey. I kinda like the waltzy bounce. Easy to fit your words into. Country almost writes itself.

11:05 PM  
Blogger K9 said...

/bark bark bark

Dear God, somebody shoot me it is 2;15 and i am all wired on this but sloppy and sleepy at the same time. you west coasters havent even gotten your local night news feed yet. Unfair advantage!
Rev I am linking you tomorrow.


yes use what you want of mine


11:17 PM  
Blogger Pete Bogs said...

this napalm is started to smell funky, dog... time for a new batch of Dupont's finest...

10:22 AM  
Blogger K9 said...

/bark bark bark

how bout some funky smelling monsanto or ADM instead? Im running the fenceline on many fronts from all the climbers! my damn pads are bleeding.
I could use some down time with ginger.
(soft) grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

As soon as I have completed my attempt at aquiring some obscene wealth on this project-I can return to my non paying amusement.

Maybe I can send in cheneys sock puppet this eve.


10:52 AM  
Blogger infinitesimal said...

Once you are obscenely wealthy,
What're you gonna buy me?
I seem to be into shopping therapy lately.
I could use more.

1:40 PM  
Blogger K9 said...

/bark bark bark

an entire greenwich village art store, the worlds greatest poems in leather bound first editions, signed by the authors, a flamboyant pink wardrobe, assorted hangover potions and an anti flummoxing air freshner.

now go make some art.


2:07 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

K9 said:
"Im running the fenceline on many fronts from all the climbers! my damn pads are bleeding."

youse only rot-wailer, an' they's too much rot fer ya. Gitcha a hound of the baskervilles.

2:14 PM  
Blogger infinitesimal said...


Meanwhile, Q has a photo of you posted.....


2:34 PM  
Blogger K9 said...

/bark bark bark

yeah anon! come on in the pen we will start a pack!


2:42 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Blog me baby! Surfing and looking for cellulite thigh when I ended up here. Back to the relentless searching for cellulite thigh.

4:18 AM  

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