it were mostly good

my home my love
dear God above
the sunshine state
ive rapped her fate
the post of 3/21 date
furblown and thrashed out
"its too late"

this time round
im talking bout ground
the skies, blueberry surprise
the osprey rise
the snake, the zebus the ranch hand drinks
the trucks big lifted and the
tourists' pinks
working for fishes and
searchin the ditches

country sky so big
under which
im driving this rig

with gnarls barkley on the box
rippin that old skool fox
renee who say
"i'll be good."

it aint about stuffing the
wild bikini
its riding SR's
you shoulda seen me
lookin at ranchlands
always big dreaming
just like the browns
the air it were steaming

barbwire and herons and brangus for shore
resistols and filliment
the tequila did pour
a guest chop on stage
the rythmn and rage
on "paranoid"
ozzy's best
prowling night crawlers
puttin me
to the test
but i was good.

coquina in my car
and blooming cacti star
a rash from seaweed
innoculators hooves and sweet feed

giant tadpoles in the pond
the hang out huts with
roofs of frond

ladies: don't squeal
I met Q
in the real

a thrill
to chill with the
mystery still

i swam with the babies
ate cake with the ladies
relished solitude
in the woods and
did almost all i should
all i can say is
it were mostly good.



Blogger Bird said...

the words are good, the photos are sharp.

Q could be the man to break many a heart

I'll send out a call to y'all

next time the double-Ds
are partying on the balcony in the breeze.

man, i stink at this!

but you done good dog.

4:03 PM  
Blogger infinitesimal said...

why were you driving that rig?

seaweed rash! Yipes!!

big squeal for Q....

glad you are back.

4:16 PM  
Blogger K9 said...

/bark bark b ark

the rig is sprayer of 100% certifiable organic foliate fertilizer that will never enter the water table as it is absorbed by the leaves through a suspension of acid in copper. its good to be home, but the traffic. brings. me down. seriously. heavily. hate. it.

no stink youse on the brink of a rapper with double d big pinks...in fact that's your rapper name "MC double D."


6:05 PM  
Blogger infinitesimal said...


that's quite a rig then!

For Boyed,

i like:


big pinks is classic.

any word on the slick rick dougie fresh LP?

and ps:

looks like i gots me a new pet bunny,
put it outside and it won't leave the bin... hope there is not a broken limb involved...

7:23 PM  
Blogger Aunty Belle said...

Hoo-Whee! Rappy-Pup, mah goodnes dawg...what a fine movie poster, that is jes' how I picture ya! Marlborough Dawg. Or mebbe chemical dawg? Where'd ya' learn all that copper foliate suspension stuff?

But I'se miffed wif' ya...rangin' in mah back forty and sniffin' out Q-man while I'se up tendin' to Aunty Pitty-Pat. Dern! Dognabit!

An' Q? Lawdy, I reckon he was jazzed, seein' the virtual become real...it's bound ter be a kick. Ya'll owes me a mint julep the next time ya heads thisaway.

8:33 PM  
Blogger K9 said...

/bark bark bark

aunty: i learnt it the way all southern chiles does: from my pappy, "big nappy" . yea aunty doan be miffed i wanted to see ya but thar werent no mail to contact ya and i didnt wanna make a play fer ya out in the open an all....."chemical dawg" huh? i like it! lookee heah im getting yore vernacular down aint i?

i always liked that poster aunty... some broke ass trash makes good in the oil bidness and becomes a sorry drunkard. good movie!

someday im gonna set up a photo jus like that in the real. mebbe use yore house in the background like Q's talkin bout.


well, thar werent no fishes anyways. next time aunty. git an email account at yahoo like me and vanille does. i'll be headin in on lil 15.

vanille: MC DD BP??? that's it! we need to think up your rapper name. er, forgot about that lp will make a note. a bunny is a sweet loving thing maybe it'll ease up that firestorm in your head.


5:39 AM  
Blogger Reverend X said...

I think you had the right idea.
Take a little time, tell the world c-ya.
Get a solid touch, taste and feel
Of what it's all about, all that's real.
Cause it's for the land and so much more,
That we will soon be fighting for.
Get back in touch with the spirit,
the wind in forest, stop and hear it.
The relaxing pattern of the rain
drumming softly on the window pane,.
Vicarious serenity
Thanx for the peace you let us see.

5:52 AM  
Blogger infinitesimal said...

Well, the bunny has no broken limbs.
at least it moves around, so i hope everthing is cool.

still has not eaten, but seemed very intrigued by lettuce greens and carrotstick.

but it has not eaten anything yet.

and it won't run away if i put it outside in the bin (on it's side)

i don't know where the mouse caught it from, but she was so proud that she brought it upstairs, and it tumbled down the steps, and now its in a bin, on a leopard print towel not eating.

as far as rap name, i never thought about one.

7:20 AM  
Blogger Bird said...

ah vanille - is this a baby bunny?

try a bottle.

mc double d, eh? i like it.

i need some learnin'. gotta study up. maybe i'll get my summer school students to teach me rap.

hahaha - they'd love that, i'm sure!

you better recognize
i'm here to testify
you can't touch
my double d stuff

see what i mean? bad. very bad.

but you gotta start with crap before you get to any good stuff.

7:52 AM  
Blogger Aunty Belle said...

Chemical Pup, what? Youse likin' that moniker bett'rn Marlborough Dawg? Well now....yeah honey, ya' gots the drawl goin'.

Aunty will take yore advice--mebbe. Git a yahoo-who-is-you? account...but what about Bawgs? He done laid low wif that sitemeter thang, but doan it let'cha "see" where messages come from iffin it's not filtered through blogspot--how's this stuff work folks?

YA' knows I cain't be blowin' mah cover in case Uncle is er...ah...ya know--in the same bidness as Miss-- shhh! -Plame...so does yahoo confound the sitemeter and more?

9:02 AM  
Blogger Ben said...

Ow, K9, I see you got rolling, even if just mostly. Must be biting to get back to hot pink Post-its after that one. Can you feel me cringe? Such a déja-vu!

Keep your head up, man. Way I see it, you're not in that pen, you're just making the dough there.

And some day - once the fun is gone and the scale tips - you'll be ready to let those chickens behind you.

Not a matter of age, either.

11:25 AM  
Blogger Mayden's Voyage said...

I am just happy to click on your blog and find something other than the word


Joyful that you are back!
-Cora :)

1:17 PM  
Blogger jackt said...

I would rhyme my comment but I can't rhyme worth...poop.

11:13 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

great post K9 . . . glad to have you back!!!

12:48 PM  
Blogger Forest Light said...

cool rappin of your trappin. C U soon for more heathenistic banter. FL

7:03 PM  
Blogger Bird said...

hey there K9!

don't know if you're a dad or not, but if you are, or if you act as a dad to some young pup -

happy father's day to you! i suspect any pup would be grateful (after they've grown up - you know how these young pups can be) of course, to have you as a dad.

best wishes of the day to you!

9:24 PM  
Blogger Enemy of the Republic said...

Nice writing here, puppy. You are one of the most intriguing bloggers on the planet. I mean it.

10:10 AM  
Blogger infinitesimal said...

I spit with style and I rhymes with flair
I mac up on a mike-a and I handles it with care.
My name it be so fresh my lingo's got you beat.
Slams you down child, onto the hard concrete.

I'm almalgamated
alliterated and sweet.
You listen to my voice
and pick up on my dropped beats.

Then toes begin to tappa
hands they want to clappa
bootys start to slappa

I'm MC CanDDy Wrappa

10:12 AM  
Blogger Aunty Belle said...

Yeah Dawg, happy daddy's day....HOWL!! (I'se gettin' yore lingo dawn now, pup.)

CanDDy rappa...youse funny.

9:59 PM  
Blogger Lady Lux said...

wow..ha!ha!...nice ( more than nice really...)bit ov' poetry here...nice pics....seemed like you had one howl ov'a time...glad to read you back...

ps: and yah'..a squeal for Q...he!he!

11:13 PM  
Blogger Mr Q said...

The dawg is cool, K9 lets you pet him, but you must mind your manners also, as K9 could eat you whole if you get distracted. Impressing creature K9 is. I have a lot of respect for such intelligent and cool (both really) dawg.

The dawg came, the dawg saw
it was cool and with no flaw,
Q says, impressive dawg, really meaning, shock and awe!

5:31 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

nicely said, Mr Q

I haven't had the honour of meeting the four-legged hound but I'm certain I'd share your respect!! Some day.

. . . The dawg is cool alright

9:41 AM  
Blogger Reverend X said...

Yo k9, check the facts,
To prevent attacks, we been hacked.

11:44 PM  
Blogger Reverend X said...

Professor Jones Nails it down for the leyman

7:31 AM  
Blogger K9 said...

/bark bark bark

well MC canDDY wrapper! youve smoked provoked and choked me. you revvy and the boyed yall all got the call...(actually revvy he started it all)
but now i see
im not the masta MC
so i'll call what i do

revvy i wil watch it when i get out of this kobyashi maru.

ben: it is hell!! and i am way behind. so hell with pressure. thanks as always

good to see ya maiden jackt enemy forestlight and temp and lux!!!!!!

Q: see ya at the domain

bird: see ya at the nest

aunty: what do you know bout the red gator????


2:24 PM  
Blogger schaumi said...

hey, next time you go somewheres, take me!

3:18 PM  
Blogger infinitesimal said...

Naw... I ripped that flow from Slick rick's ladi da dee
and the real roxanne.
(after educated rapper and roxanne started the battle, she came in)

roxanne roxanne....
I wanna be your man.

take you back?

you still da man... er... Dawg.


9:49 PM  
Blogger Ben said...

Keep your nose up.

5:20 AM  
Blogger K9 said...

/bark bark bark

thanks ben. right now im using my snout to sniff out loopholes in my contract.


3:59 PM  
Blogger disguised said...

Looks like we've both been gone. welcome back to the dawg days....

11:56 PM  
Blogger Pete Bogs said...

well damn, dog, why wasn't I invited? I live in the Hills Of Bro County and work in O-Town (where I once had to pop a cop 'cause he wouldn't give me my props)

tequila esta buena, pero es el diablo... I will explain sometime to you if we ever meet...

that sounds like a good time, but wasn't it HOT??? it's hot as hellpig here...

11:36 AM  
Blogger K9 said...

/bark bark bark

damn bogs i thought you were tampa/st pete! Q's on my way to the ranch southeast of O.

tequila's good but dog's the devil? hahaha no i think agave makes you be a devil....thats the idea aint it? we'll feed it to the sharpies, eh?

i'll be back runnin' with the bulls in the fall....I'll throw back some blue wit ya droogie. i'll be lookin up the aunty bellum as well for them cheese grits she always promisin......

hey disguised! nice to see ya in the yard.


12:36 PM  
Blogger Pete Bogs said...

k9 - I mean tequila brings out the devil in people... they act up in a way no Guinness would ever cause... it could be cool around the right bitches (in dog terms), though...

3:14 PM  
Blogger Pete Bogs said...

and some clarification... "perro" is dog... "pero" means "but/however"

3:16 PM  
Blogger Bird said...

hey dawg!

you coastin' too much.

new post?????

dawg days of summer approaching - better get posting before you can't!


10:32 PM  

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