5.07.2007

when fur is wrong: she's best and worst of kulchur for the week

WORST spokeshead for the "hair club for men"

BEST octopus USB flashdrive

BEST harajuku girl: fur division winner


BEST photochoppy dig on the "9-11 was an inside job" crowd, featuring Hulk Hogan

BEST francis baconesque photo i've taken lately

WORST ad campaign ever: waking up with the 'king" AYFKM?

"sarko" wins!
BEST repudiation of the socialist islamofacist appeasement monkey who tried to extort the presidency by threating violence if she wasn't elected. by the way, 700+ cars did burn last night in France, but on a typical night, one hundred burn.
the fires and violence finally swam up to bite some 12th century ass.

BEST stuffed dog wearing a vintage hat

BEST commentary that sums up my disgust with hollywood:

"in short, those who sincerely desire to improve the lot of the poor should recognize the full humanity of those in need, and not reduce them to suffering mascots of Western sensitivity. They should not see the poor as passive victims waiting for handouts, but rather as people capable of taking responsibility and initiative, and of actively participating in their own improvement. And they should avoid turning Third World suffering into a grotesque spectacle, a sentimental melodrama of Western guilt whose only purpose is to advertise the moral superiority of our pop-culture mayflies."
thank you Bruce Thornton

BEST "what if" extrapolation photo to support gay marriage


WORST. period.

24 Comments:

Blogger iamnot said...

I'm so glad you're a girl dog...'cause I think I love you.
:-)

Great post.
You had me at the Burger King ad and swept me away with "socialist islamofacist appeasement monkey."

7:52 AM  
Blogger she said...

grrrherhaha thank you iamnot!

thinking back to some of the more inflammatory posts of K9's i wonder, would i have gotten the dogfights i did had it been known the "he" was a "she"?

about the burger king. did you ever see the hootie (of blowfish fame) as a cowboy in the country-fried-soft-porn-acid-trip burger king ad? if not you should seek it out on utube and drop jaw in disbelief.

good to see ya! glad you stopped by

11:59 AM  
Blogger /t. said...

AWESOME!

love your fuzzy
pink pajamas, she --
you have a lovely family

off now to hootie blow burger

/t.

2:41 PM  
Blogger /t. said...

also GREAT!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUyzLvuhbps

(god bless america!)

/t.

2:47 PM  
Blogger she said...

grrherhhaha /t! how about the black patches of fur? (just keeping it real, kids, jus' keepin it real.)

/t: you hit the nail on the head - God bless america...this is what we "export"

btw, they are giving the burger king his own feature length movie. any other apocalyptic signs that hollywood is ground zero of western civ on the skids?

good to see ya in the yard again!! aaaoooo!

5:12 PM  
Blogger puerileuwaite said...

I have no idea what the first thing is. Some sort of ape head perhaps? The family in the last shot is definitely disturbing. I venture to say they're not from here in the U.S., as I think Child Protective Services would take issue.

5:35 PM  
Blogger Enemy of the Republic said...

Oh, K9, it's hell out there for a girl dog. You are in for some knock down, drag 'ems. BTW, you are linked as She's blogs, which I know sounds like that crappy song She Bangs, but I want all your blogs to get attention. Should I leave it or just make separate links? It's no trouble, grrrr.

I love you!!!!

7:01 PM  
Blogger Rebelbelle said...

What a come back! Yeahhhhh!

Really- you out did yourself here.
So good to see you in this place.
Thanks for leaving me a note_
It's late and I'll be back tomorrow to read again.
I've been so swamped with the fundraising stuff-
I get my braces off this week- and have to send out at least 40 Press Releases to surrounding Media folks.
Oh...what a blessed life I lead-
really!
Hugs beloved dog- and a kiss on the nose for old times sake, and to make mr. Iamnot jealous!
LOL!

;)

8:55 PM  
Blogger she said...

PW: maybe the spray on hair that they advertise on TV? i dont know, it's from the same house as the stuffed dog. "furries". they first arrived on my radar when i read an article on them in vanity fair. these are people who dress up in animal suits and have sex. no joke. good to see ya pug!

Enemy: hey!!! and welcome back to the yard.
thanks for linking me up, how you have it is fine! knock down drag outs? let's hope so. grrrherhaha
love to you too grrrrrrrl. (PS. i was going to write to you about why johnny loved june carter cash..."keep on the sunny side, always on the sunny side".....the necessary counter-point)

rebelbelle: yay! welcome back to the yard.
youre getting your braces off? i can't wait to see...you will be even more high wattage. i will accept that kiss on the nose and send you a wag and a Godspeed on your press releases.

8:07 AM  
Blogger the.red.mantissa said...

woof woof!

you know i just love love love you to pieces, doncha?

lol ... i'l bet those ARE your PJS ... right? yeah ... and complete with the black patches of fur ... in the, er ... right place(s) ... hee hee.

great post ...

11:14 AM  
Blogger Bird said...

oh no! some of this are downright frightenning - i may have nightmares tonight!

yousa.

i need to get that last one outta of my head.

flap/flap/squawk!

5:39 PM  
Blogger iamnot said...

Well, that pretty much ruined "Big Rock Candy Mountain" for me forever.
Thanks tons. :-)

6:30 PM  
Blogger Mr Q said...

Revival, Renewal, Second Coming, Unearthing, Rewind, Spooling, Casting, Catching, Wining. Glad to see more.

7:21 AM  
Blogger Pete Bogs said...

I think this is the first time I have ever laughed at anything 9/11-related... the Hulk Hogan thing was funny... did I mention working around him quite a bit as a stagehand or PA? probably not...

is it me, or do those Burger King commercials have a homoerotic subtext?

that last photo is misleading - women don't have pubic hair anymore... it died out in the 90s sometime... trust the word of an occasional nudist!

PS: new posts over at BogsBlog and F13! carnival gone...

1:28 PM  
Blogger she said...

red: all that's missing are the bunny slippers..instead of heads i guess these guys would sport rear ends. grrherha! i started painting the mythology of freya this week and i believe i have one finished as of this evening. will send image soon. so glad youre here and love to you.

bird: you know i think i saw some furries long ago at a dragon con..yeah i know, thats a geek fest. i was working on a project and we all got comped....wish i had had a blog then what a photo op. the vulcan and romulan beauty contest alone would be have been worth the effort. good to see ya back in the yard!

iamnot: always glad to serve humanity! grrherhaha. i didnt know the song but that ad got my head spun around just like the homophobic pink shredded wheat ad did, only better.

Q: awwww you are TOO kind. now i can fuss over you without being gay, or translating dutch. glad to be back in another sparring manifestation. and thank you...is it friday today? good to see ya Q!

bogshond: part of what makes that photochoppy fun is how crudely it is done. i love the panel of just his head and the people fleeing away. fire doesnt melt steel! but suntan oil does.

yeah and i guess we can safely assume mr. furry isnt a "metrosexual" either. i think these suits are built for educational purposes. *howl* good to see ya in the yard

3:55 PM  
Blogger kate said...

omg too funny... loved the Jolie photo and totally agree that it is a disgrace. I wonder how much is her and how much is the press though.

As for the last photo... ohhhh so many things roll through my head here. The body langage of the little girl... but it clearly could have been worse with ummmm...period... lol so I am thankful they stopped where they did! WHAT WERE THEY THINKING? (ya but I could ask that about the owner of that stuffed dog too! hehehe)

Wait, so you are coming to Orlando?? Next week?? =] If you have time I would love to meet you. Let me know.

AYFKM???? I missed that...

6:12 AM  
Blogger she said...

hey kate: okay. your 20 is safely locked in to my sandy burgler-proof vault. im down in indian river on the 23rd, and in orlando off and on until the 8th of june.

i am hoping for an orlando based blog summit with two of the commenters here: bogs and mister q. and aunty belle. sound interesting?

actually angelina jolie is the least irritating i just liked the art for her...its just an attitude in general as the comment sums up

good to see ya!

7:58 AM  
Blogger Pete Bogs said...

kate - yeah, join in on the O-Town bloggaz summit... unless you prefer to have she all to yourself...

1:38 PM  
Blogger Pete Bogs said...

PS: I didn't notice what the little girl was doing in that last pic at first... just noticed the furry nude suits... gotta get me one of them! bet you can be arrested for wearing one in public, even though it's simulated nudity...

1:40 PM  
Blogger Infinitesimal said...

OK

I am going to need a moment...

but for now let me say this:

Does that little ape-sasquatch girl have a mini clit on her suit?

How many years of therapy is she gonna need after fondling the pale pink anatomically correct model of her sasquatch father's wang?

And

It could be worse...

instead of sneakers (WTF??)

they could all be wearing UGGS.

'scuse me while I barf

PS

Sasquatch father is having a secret affair with unicorn Japan babe.

7:17 PM  
Blogger kate said...

I am TOTALLY up for a 'Summit'! lmao I am in town until the 29th then off to Europe for a couple of weeks. Let me know dates when you can! Thanks Bog for the invite too! =]

9:25 AM  
Blogger Infinitesimal said...

ALL the Burger King commercials are homecentric... in a bad, whose your Daddy? kid of way.

He also appears to be whacke out on some kind of rug, crystal meth?

remember the ad for the morning sandwich the enormous?

The King standing over your (always a man's) bedside dangling an "enormous" over your face?

nuff sed

10:59 AM  
Blogger Infinitesimal said...

er... that's "WHACKED"

and

"DRUG"

D key does not work all the time

11:00 AM  
Blogger foam said...

i'm a gal who likes things verry textured, but these here are a hoot and definitely a 'when fur is wrong'..lol

3:36 PM  

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