5.13.2008

10 days of painting day 9: squirrelette

* sung to the tune "in da club" by Fiddy Cent

go go go go go go
go squirrelly
its your nest girl
you gon' party up
in ya nest girl
you gon' crack nuts up
in ya nest girl
an damn!
ya took the jewels up in ya nest girl!

you'll find her in the tree
tormentin' my trout--ty
sniffin' poplar pollen
then out the tree she fallin'
she's into liftin' tail
an' callin' all da males
so get the pellet gun
let's have ourselves some fun!


*******************
(squirrel's chorus)

you should have not gotten that hound
you should just take her to the pound
my nuts, my seeds, my pretty shiny things!
when i drop 'em on ya dog; it'll really sting!

an listen' you sukkas im
the queen of this lot
i tore up insulation
that you homies bought
i chewed the attic wires
and started all the fires
an' that's jus' a little of da
mis-er-y
i wrought!

****************

you'll find her in the tree
tormentin' my trout--ty
storin' up the seeds
preparing now to breed
she's into liftin' tail
an' callin' all da males
so get the pellet gun
let's have ourselves some fun!


grherhaha ha ha ha ha squirrelly! don't try an' act like you don't know where we at!
im up in this yard all the time!

its about to pop off squirrelly!


* JUST KIDDING i love my girl squirrel *
before we got Trout, she would take peanuts from my hand.

(the fast studio "warm-up" painting that took hours when i obsessed on the nest)

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27 Comments:

Blogger /t. said...

beauty,
beauty :)

the color
is remarkable(!)

nice one, she

¤ ¤ ¤

/t.

2:50 PM  
Blogger iamnot said...

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3:22 PM  
Blogger iamnot said...

She's awful pretty.
I confess though...I don't know that "tune."

3:24 PM  
Blogger Gypsy said...

I wants me dem diamonds in the nest. Love that rap girl, You and your awesome artistic talent ROCK!

3:33 PM  
Blogger she said...

/t: oh man i got sucked in BAAAAAd /t! we watched this little squirrelette last night first on a tree trunk...come on come on, then run. grrrerhahaha she is a pretty lil thing! thanks, /t!

iamnot: oh yes you do.

you'll find me in da club, bottle full o bub...if you heard it youd know it. if you left your house 2-3 years ago you heard it sometime somewhere. the ubiquitous rap song of all time.

gypsy: will you be my agent? i will rap and paint. at the same time! while chewing gum even. grrrherhahaha good to see ya im comin' over.......

4:39 PM  
Blogger moi said...

In spite of the brilliance of both your painting and your rap, I still hate the little friggers and want to see them in a stew.

5:00 PM  
Blogger ThursdayNext said...

Know the tune, and I like your version better. Woooooord...

5:09 PM  
Blogger /t. said...

she,

saint rottie
is at codepo()

search "rottie" -- help yrslf :)

<3

5:59 PM  
Blogger The Troll said...

Mystified as to who how one would "sing to the tune of" a "song" by Fitty Cent. But I liked the picture.

And, for a nominal fee, I can introduce you to .410 home-loads that will rock Rocky Squirrel's world without killing him.

It works for cats, small pseudo-dogs and perhaps Nephews, as well.

8:15 PM  
Blogger The Phosgene Kid said...

gotta soak 'em in whole milk over night after you skinned 'em and cleaned 'em. That'll get rid fo the wild taste when you grill the squirrel.

9:52 PM  
Blogger NYD said...

I just gots to tell you that every time I visit and view yet another of your creations I am flabbergasted.

Your artwork is truly lovely.

8:28 AM  
Blogger Anonymous Boxer said...

I have an Urban Squirrel who lives outside my office on a very bizzy street... I think he's rappin' kind of a squirrel. I swear he flips me off as he eats the nuts I leave out.

I'm getting sad that your ten days of painting is getting close to number 10.

BUT this one is a fabulous. You are fabulous!

8:41 AM  
Blogger Aunty Belle said...

The Bleu Squirrel, a painted rap, the rapper painter, rapped painting, whew! Lovely image, but they's RODENTS. Take Troll's .410 advice and Phos'Kid's recipe!

Gypsy, come see me!! And yes, youse the agent fer the SHE.

10:13 AM  
Anonymous upset waitress said...

Can I paypal you for the cock print? I mean i like squirrels and all, they store the nuts and stuff, but the cock. It's one of my favorites. So can I???

12:11 PM  
Blogger Anonymous Boxer said...

Warning to all of She's peeps... if that Squirrel is still up on Etsy by Friday.. IT'S MINE.

tick, tick, tick.

1:09 PM  
Blogger X. Dell said...

Can't dogs and squirrels just get along? After all, I've seen lots of squirelly dogs.

1:18 PM  
Blogger puerileuwaite said...

Maybe you look for squirrelly behavior in your companions. If that is the case, I should be SO in.

1:19 PM  
Blogger moi said...

Although this would make the perfect present for S.B., it's all yours, AB. I got quarterlies coming up and my bank account once again belongs to the gub'ment. So PayPal away.

(P.S. THAT's the Upset Waitress "C" word I was talking about!)

1:22 PM  
Blogger ..................... said...

tha's a great painting!
exactly what kind of paper were you painting on?

2:34 PM  
Blogger she said...

moi: they are cute! i don't hate 'em. trout does tho' i hear they make stew slimy just like okra

thursdaynext: thank you! i think these people are pretending not to know it grrrerhaha

/t: i wrote you an email but it bounced back. i want you to put it on my sidebar please...i cant take it and have it still moving. why?

troll: grrrrerhahahahaha!! works on Nephew. looks like my lemon pie method has worked as well.

PhoKid: no! are you kidding? grrrehrahahaha seriously -have you eaten a squirrel? i have not.

nyd: that is quite a compliment considering you have seen much beauty lately. thank you. hows the pizza?

anonymous boxer: grrrherhahah - you gave yourself away...you left nuts! you love him. you lurve him you love him so much. you wanna marry him you love him so much. grrrerhahaha

aunty: please! i wont shoot a poor widdle creature! only cats which are demonic minions of gauzey skirt wearing wicca chicks.

upset waitress: you mean the rooster right? grrherhahaha yes i take paypal. in fact, paypal only. you sure you wouldnt rather have a painting of one of those big flowers that smells like rotted meat? grrherhaha

anonymousboxer: are you going bankrupt keeping me afloat? God love ya! grrherhaha

xdell: in my yard, yes. i have the squirrel area off limits to trout -which is kinda mean since they torment her. good to see ya! i found these neat solar system models i think youd like called "orreys" im going to post it for you.

puerileuwaite: you are SO in. after all i have a fug tattoed on my grrerhahaha

Moi: youve done your part. i will tell the IRS you deserve a write off for supporting the arts. Pho, Trolly, and AB too!

foamy: you like it? its pretty reserved colorwise. it is painted on fabriano hot press watercolor paper.


thanks to all for stopping by today.

5:51 PM  
Blogger Pete Bogs said...

that's worth at least tree-fitty!

6:07 PM  
Blogger Anonymous Boxer said...

I'm so outed on the squirrel. Nuts.

tick, tick, tick.....

8:40 PM  
Blogger The Phosgene Kid said...

Squirrel is great if you get them out of a stand of hardwoods, pines not so much. Have to use a small caliber weapon or you ruin the meat. Nature's unwritten #1 rule: Life is short if you taste good.

8:59 PM  
Blogger dianne said...

She that is so cute, love the rap!

That squirrel girl she's in da house
lookin good with her pretty jewels
keeps puttin that tail up for all da boys
pretty soon she'll be 'in da club'

7:15 AM  
Anonymous upset waitress said...

Is your email the same one that you use on my blog? I'm so paypaling for the roo! The roo with the blue background on newspaper. I love it. I adore it. I want to marry it. :)

7:19 AM  
Blogger Infinitesimal said...

POP off!!

I sense another Birdie assignment inspiration, I hope she takes it to school with her.

Best rap on the net Yo,, I can dig it

7:26 AM  
Blogger Edi said...

You are hilarious and I love you hahah

1:18 PM  

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