what does my card do? it liquifies into Round-Up™ you sanctimonious twit.



Blogger Enemy of the Republic said...


11:32 AM  
Blogger TROLL Y2K said...

Matthew 6:2

11:41 AM  
Blogger Helene said...

ok u pain in the neck... i took off the comment verification thingy... please come back! =]

12:14 PM  
Blogger K9 said...

enemy: i am so tired of the green police! hell, i love the damn earth! grherhahahahaa check out my yard and bird feeders, baby!

troll: i was looking for that!! youre the best:

"Therefore when thou doest thine alms, do not sound a trumpet before thee, as the hypocrites do in the synagogues and in the streets, that they may have glory of men. Verily I say unto you, They have their reward."

helene: you did? youre an angel. now, you'll never get rid of me. grherhahaha

12:17 PM  
Blogger puerileuwaite said...

If you lick MY business card, euphoria and hallucinations set in almost immediately. You are then compelled to contact me* (* or at least attempt to, given your condition) because you find my services strangely intriguing.

2:08 PM  
Blogger Ricardo said...

Is that botanically possible?

2:58 PM  
Blogger foam said...

i see ..
one business card is full of shit,
the other is full of ...
ummm ..
hmmmm ...

that's it ..

3:03 PM  
Blogger foam said...

man ...
you got helene to get rid of comment moderation ...
i think i'm gonna faint!

3:04 PM  
Blogger K9 said...

puerileuwaite: damn! i licked your business card and got a papercut! and NO cellophane flowers OR marmalade skies. grherha

ricardo: i believe it is. ive seen seed tape which they use on the little tiny seeds like radish and carrot. so, im sure it works. that card would have worked better if it said something like : when planted this card grows wildflowers! (end of story)

foamy: grherhahahaha!! hey, join the revolution. no more comment moderation! no more comment moderation! and word veri too. its tyranny!

3:28 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

it goes
w/o saying

( just saying )


4:46 PM  
Blogger Doom said...


5:44 PM  
Blogger K9 said...

/t: you were 11! jus sayin

doom!! good to see you out n about. ha!

6:03 PM  
Blogger dr.alistair said...

my business card has my phone number and e-mail on it....

..did i miss something?

6:12 PM  
Blogger Ricardo said...

wow I want to try one of these crazy cards and try to grow something.

11:10 PM  
Blogger the walking man said...

Their business card also receives insta-fertilizer when I wipe my ass with it.

3:13 AM  
Blogger Dani said...

That type of attitude just pisses me off! grrrr

3:49 AM  
Blogger K9 said...

doctor: i am reporting you to the authorities! grherha

ricardo: we'll need to find one for you that grows redheads

walking man: you passed the green test. the IRS has refunded you $1.82. congratulations!

dani: were the perfect team! we'll sick the chicks on em.

6:26 AM  
Blogger fishy said...

Apparently there is a new trend to use business cards in one of two ways:
1) to imprint one's life history in micro type
2) the new toothpick.

7:05 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


no comments(?)
on your k9 friends
official portrait above...

× × ×


7:52 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

uh oh...

i missed the
significance of
todays date -- 9-11,
and realize now your post
sans comments does not call for
a humorous response -- sorry -- forgive me

× × ×


8:20 AM  
Blogger dianne said...

May they all Rest in Peace...such a tragedy and such a senseless loss of so many lives. ♡

8:34 AM  
Blogger Boxer said...

CNN just did a study on two families, one was "Green" the other just lived a normal American lifestyle (which isn't great) Guess who had more toxins in them? Yup,the Greenies.

I see you're getting warmed up, K9.......

9:33 AM  
Blogger Mayden' s Voyage said...

My business card has a sexy head shot and perfume sprayed on it :)
Why would anyone ever throw it away?
:) I'm feeling kind of cheeky today, aren't I?
Hugs- and thinking of you~

11:08 AM  
Blogger moi said...

The way you're convincing everyone to eliminate word verification through the sheer force of your rottie WILL makes me wonder: shouldn't we run YOU for president?

12:00 PM  
Blogger Boxer said...

my biz card is made from plastic and will be around a lot longer than I am. (I do feel about that)

12:52 PM  
Blogger Doom said...

Did I mention how much I like your press secretary and Jedi Lebowski? Well, I do. I come visit when I need to laugh.

2:43 AM  
Blogger boneman said...

Is that ol' "Legion" giving out religious advice? Now, that's rich!

And, isn't that what you and Legion were just doing? Like I've heard a time or two,
just saying....

....then again, could y'send me a few thousand of your cards, K, cause I have the poison ivy bad on the fences here! uh oh...wait a minute...
I went and licked one of Pug's cards and now the sky is turning blue. And look...white puffy clouds. And GREEN GRASS! DANG!

(it would sound normal except I'm inside....)


11:53 AM  
Blogger tinkerbell the bipolar faery said...

My business card farts raspberries, but I'd be licking my business cards all day long if they were like puerileuwaite's.

6:32 PM  

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