I Saw a Funeral on TV

/Grrrooowlf! Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr. Grrrrrrrrrru ru ru rufffffff! Howl! Stare!
/Low long deep grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

The Lady lay in the place of pray
and the playas lined up to hear themselves say
this fine fine lady of a fine fine man
representin' a struggle throughout the land
Give yourself a hand
deadly Tedly
You milked it, bilked it
and it reminded me

of yo icon brothers, the dead kennedys

the original wire tap smarts
they did that deed to break her heart!

Yeah, show her man out with a tart
Try to distract
from the fact
he was smart!

(and a problem in the 60's for the demmi *freedom* lovers)
Now you wanna talk about "privacy" brothers?

(In Blogland pointing out hypocrisies is a
game like tic tac toe, no one wins dontcha know?
Faith in the parties is not for me
I prefer a Randian philosophy
the Will to prevail individually
I bet the good Dr. and Lady would agree
Look hard at his words, I bet you'll see!)


You neva hear Jesus come outta their mouth
unless they swearing or
a dead nigga lay in the house

of God

And then bible thumping sho' ain't funny
now with Christians they acting all chummy
Hallelujah! Amen! Abel and Cain!
Can we drum up some funds for our campaign?
With righteous talk about the poverty shame?

(and they gonna fix it! just like they always have)

Never mind about the king family pain
Today is the day to loudly proclaim
That you give praise and glory to His Holy name!
Tell it to the TV
That's all its meant to be.

Most days on freaks of Jesus it's open season
Ha Ha: "the sheep-people votin' without reason"
The ones reading bibles and firing off guns
We gotta stop those thumpers somehow sons!

But its okay when you play the demmi way
your face in this place,
All show. You blow!
Acting sincere and compassionate tho'.
At this you excel and the skill still grow!

Sharpton STFU you pomaded pouff of pomposity
You made a career out of vanity
Using her last rights to sing about black woes
Bra! what about lyrics "bitches and ho's?
But then you couldnt hang with Luda and Fifty, could ya
you'd trade a being preacher for a G. rapper wouldnt ya?

Wait! Look!

Here comes Clinton the first black president!
Who spent
No cent or
effort to prevent

in Rwanda

instead just *acting* all fonda


But in fact, he was slack.
Talking a good game, its so lame
(But he still feel your pain!)

All talk and no do
that is your party's eternal coup!
Demoncratic "Leadership"
Id love to stick a stake in the heart of you!

(Now accuse me of hate thought and have
John Edwards sue.)


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Blogger Pete Bogs said...

damn, dog, that's a lot of grass to chew on and spit out... Rwanda was shameful, as is the Sudan right now... but Bush doesn't want to shake up his allies in the War on Terra there, corrupt and brutal as they may be... I didn't follow politics back in '94, though I did vote... now I do both...

but there's a reason Clinton picked Harlem for his office - he is liked by African-Americans... it was totally appropriate for him to be there at Mrs. King's funeral... and Carter, who has become a human rights diplomat... a Southern liberal Democrat - imagine that! Bush II was only there because he's the current president and would get a lot of crap for not going... he won't talk to the NAACP, and he sure as hell didn't try very hard to help out blacks in NO... no one can accuse him of being big on human/civil rights, whether at home, or overseas in his secret torture jails...

this is my favorite post of yours so far... but you may have a touch of distemper...

12:22 PM  
Blogger Mr Q said...

This post reminded me of "Sky Pilot"
By Eric Burdon. Anyway, what we're saying here is that these characters homage to the slain is similar to FOX,CNN and MSNBC's depiction of the facts.
Double Reverse Talk. Business as usual.

1:12 PM  
Blogger OneEar said...

This is reminiscent of my nightly newsrap:

Billy Jeff Clinton got a little va-voom, den da hoe sold out Massa Lincoln's room, den the plumpy dumpy Prez fell down, go boom; earlie in da moanin'.

Da man is plumpy, I said he's dumpy, he don't get none with his wife thats frumpy.

Cool it, fool, don't burn it up. Every old dog was once a pup, but you don't get a drink from an empty cup; earlie in da moanin'.

Gold cup, fill it up with crippity crap. But dis is da news, and dats da rap.

3:12 PM  
Blogger K9 said...

/bark bark bark

I am not making a case for Bush or saying that Clinton didn't belong there. I am making a comment on a PARTY, and by proxy their rep's.

I may have missed a vaccine or two, don't know what those greedy pharms are gonna do!

from osama bin ladens 2002 letter to america:

"Who can forget your President Clinton's immoral acts committed in the official Oval office? After that you did not even bring him to account, other than that he 'made a mistake', after which everything passed with no punishment. Is there a worse kind of event for which your name will go down in history and remembered by nations?"

Vetted here by the guardian -a fav of the Rev's:
you (collective) will find plenty to affirm your views in this letter as well -it is brilliant:


3:23 PM  
Blogger K9 said...

/bark bark bark

nice rap, onear, and nice dig on da empty cup as well....
coming from Bosch painting refugee it must be a
*sign* I'm on the right track.

baa baaa baaaa early in da moanin'

3:30 PM  
Blogger infinitesimal said...

OK I think a MASSIVE majority of the Democratic party sucks.

May I remind you though of the Grand Old Party?
The GOP basically COMPRISED the KKK back in the day when your Daddy did play.

King had help from the so so bad democrats (who do suck mostly) and they were the first ones (Y' know, between the two parties) the first to agree to even acknowledge that Jim Crow was bad.

I guess I see that the Kennedys et al. paved the way for you to purchase 'Poc and be a freelance anything in this society. I think there are still plenty of people who wish that it was still Jim Crow.

Maybe you do not want my comment, because this is obviously personal, but I thought I would throw in my flavor.

After seeing the revenge site twice,
I am not Vanille,
I am

and I do not mean fly fresh stupid or dope.

democrats are better than those fucktards. Where is that one Chairman Solar? He was cool

4:26 PM  
Blogger Reverend X said...

A life spent well,
held true through each test.
Honored by friends,
in Peace may she rest.
Stronger words never spoken
than Carter's that day.
Bush did not deserve
to even be there. No way.
King's dream is at risk,
let me explain.
Bush has a dream,
in his King is in chains.

Yo K9,
The TV shows a funeral every day.

4:31 PM  
Blogger infinitesimal said...

I guess I did not delete enough of that comment off.

The "plenty of people" I was referring to comes from the idea I have in my head that Republicans are racist pricks.

I get the idea from things I have seen or heard.

As a waitress...hear the N word, snap the head, it is coming from the sharp suit businessman.

Hearing conservative co-workers chit chatting about N*****s and how they all are ruining society.

I dunno, being white makes you privvy to some comments that black folks do not hear to their face. I would never trust a republican I have met to be kind-hearted and genuinely not a racist prick.

that is where I was going, but thought not, and did not delete the whole thing, so now here you have it,


4:33 PM  
Blogger K9 said...

/bark bark bark

Rev said:
Yo K9,
The TV shows a funeral every day.

I know. Kind of brings us full circle to the dust to dust and the Dalai Lama's notion of cosmology doesn't it?


4:42 PM  
Blogger K9 said...

/bark bark bark


you are talking individuals and I am talking systems.


5:32 PM  
Blogger Bird said...

Damn fine, K9.

7:52 PM  
Blogger OOB said...

Demoncratic "Leadership", I love it!

8:11 PM  
Blogger Reverend X said...

Individuals make, make up, or manifest the system dependent on how you meant the word. They are the system and can not be separated to justify either their or its factors.
And I rhymed back at you at Apocalyptic like 12 hours ago... and nothing? I believe you still owe a reply in the Shakespeare format. If you are up to it, of course.

8:26 PM  
Blogger K9 said...

/bark bark bark

thanks bird and oob.

vanille said:

"As a waitress...hear the N word, snap the head, it is coming from the sharp suit businessman.

Hearing conservative co-workers chit chatting about N*****s and how they all are ruining society.

I dunno, being white makes you privvy to some comments that black folks do not hear to their face. I would never trust a republican I have met to be kind-hearted and genuinely not a racist prick."

K9 says:
Isnt it interesting, that in order to support your point of view, you would tell me the hurtful news (theoretically) of how white people really are -what they say, what you hear when you're working. Your argument seems to be: "You should be against these people because they say *this* about you!!"

It's irrelevant to me and the point of this post.


8:31 PM  
Blogger infinitesimal said...

Yes, that is why I deleated it I thought, exept for I forgot some, so I finished the original thought.

And it is relevent in that you keep jabbing at demmies, but i say repubs are just as bad.

Anyway, sorry for being irrelevant.

8:41 PM  
Blogger Bird said...

woof! per your reccommendation, i've been googling....

what i've found thus far are essentially political cartoons, laced with anti-jewish sentiment (what an odd word to use for this - lace - as though these cartoons were delicate and finely wrought - there's nothing dainty about these cartoons).

no, these cartoons are filled with anti-jewish steaming browns that have fossilzed into hard, brittle, crusty little blobs with maggots squirming inside, wiggling their way out ....stop - i can't stand the image (and not too sure the metaphor is working anyway).

i am glad i am past my childbearing years and will bring no more children into this desparately wicked and despairing world.

sorry K9 - this "comment" might be better placed as a post on my own blog.

thanks for suggesting the google search though - it's certainly giving me much to ponder.

ah, to be a dog and growl and snort and tear up the ground and sink my teeth into something. alas, i'm a bird and must simply wing my way through it.

10:12 PM  
Blogger K9 said...

/bark bark bark

vanille, no apologies required. As the Rev would say, there isnt any need to write on the GOP as most of my blogroll howl outs rip Bush daily.

re irrelevant: if one puts a knife in my back it doesnt mean I didnt notice the stick to my eye......
also, I have said it and said it: to be conservative does not make me a republican or a blinded sheep either. this is my central point:

"In Blogland pointing out hypocrisies is a
game like tic tac toe, no one wins dontcha know?
Faith in the parties is not for me
I prefer a Randian philosophy
the Will to prevail individually"

Now, on to the revenge site. When we talked at BogsBlog about the site and who anon was I had not been back to the thread on the googleflag. When I got there I saw what you were talking about. And no it isnt funny anymore. my apologies. I put the link to the solar dog in place of Revenge when I got back.
Not for you, but for me.


If you never post as anon then my apologies as well.
I have read your rhyme and theres nothing to say back to that. I'll take that sharp one to the kidney and swing away at the end of the rope......


Yes its amazing isnt it? And I agree with you its hard to look at -just wanted you to know that it was more than just holocaust denials, that other groups have been sucking it up without responding with violence. But I am weary of it all. Yes stay high above it all, bird. Its a good plan.


6:30 AM  
Blogger Pete Bogs said...

just noticed the shout-out (link) to BogsBlog on your home page... thanks! I'll add your link to my page, too...

btw, it looks like the link is joined up with another link about a horse?

10:58 AM  
Blogger Reverend X said...

In retrospect I look at my latest... It's crap.
It is way too easy for me to slide into assault mode. I let myself narrow my focus over at revenge and the outcome was Pavlovian.
Anger and subjectivity are the intended emotional responses brought out by sites like that. I fall for it, no matter how prepared.
That was the point in my first posted opinion of the cartoons. They serve no positive purpose. This manufactured controversy does nothing except strengthen the violent resolve of both culture's extremists.

"Did you see what those bastards said about us?" In the long run, that question is the only tangible accomplishment of the entire debate. A few more on each side will tip permanently towards violent interaction. The rest of this reply is going to focus on the effect on Western civilization here, but my point is identical for the Islamic world as well. Change out the names and you'll see. I am not harping on America, just focusing on familiarity for convenience.

How many messages have you read in the past week that stated "Finally, someone is speaking for me! Getting my voice heard!"? As if America has been mute for the last few decades in world affairs. There is no shortage of outspoken pundits pushing an "Our Land Uber Alles" agenda everyday on the radio, TV, internet, and in the UN, Europe, Asia, middle east... And the ones doing it in most of those places are promoting that agenda through the barrel of a gun. Anyone who can not hear the message are either deafened from the bombs or dead. How is it that with all that, there were still thousands of Americans stifling with frustration until some cartoonist with great vision and understanding came forth and gave voice to their message with a couple corny fart jokes, a few virgin jokes and a tweaker intense overfilled Mohammed painting devoid of negative space or balance?
It is a ridiculous assertion. The accolades and gratitude in the replies at revenge had nothing to do with expression or communication. They were thanking him for justifying their most banal thoughts and instincts.

I do not know if you got a chance to read the Tao of Jeet Kun Do as I suggested, but here is where it ties in. There is an extensive section on pride vs self esteem and the inherent ying yang of the two. Self esteem is the positive confidence in oneself that every person must struggle to maintain. Living up to ones own standards of worth and worthlessness consumes a great deal of their daily energy. Even the strongest of us can not hope to win that battle everyday. When we lose, we sink into despair, anxiety, depression. The important thing is that the next day, we begin again and we never surrender to false empowerments. Pride is the opposite of self esteem. A person who gives up on the positive can regain their confidence by feeding their pride. They attach themselves to ideas or groups who affirm their negative thoughts and desires. Some times the group bolsters their pride by controlling their environment. Blocking any objective thoughts or contrary information from getting through to it's members.
"Yes, you are right to think as you do. See everyone agrees with you."
I have mentioned my distaste for associating with people who agree with me all the time, haven't I? I have never found it useful to preach to the choir. Worse still is the inherent gullibility we experience in absence of an objective or contrary opinion of events. "Heck of a job, Brownie!" should be more than enough to remind you of that. And that only covers the subtleties. Blatant pride is attachment to an idea or group that empowers its members through the perceptions of outsiders. The KKK, Skinheads, black pride, white pride, gay pride, all work off the principle of intimidation by numbers and or reputation. I do not think I need to explain this effect to any one who has ever been to a rally of any kind.
Now put them together on a global scale and use the information conduits to repeatedly push the most extreme ideas onto their most accepting demographic and you quickly turn reasonable communities into seclusionist mobs. The initial barrage hooks those with no self esteem to begin with. The recurring waves alienate the rest individually and wear down their self esteem until they too succumb to to group think. Add to that a marketed "insight" into the intentions of different groups and soon enough you have the makings for global tribal warfare.

"Finally, someone is speaking for me"

A confident person with self esteem has no problem expressing themselves. They don't need a mouth piece to explain their place in the world.
Sure the cartoons were the free expression of their creators. But billions of people express themselves everyday without having to run their expressions on the front page of every sensationalistic paper and magazine in Europe. There is a huge difference between being heard and being shoved into someones face. Freedom of speech protects information from being destroyed. It means we can print it. It does not mean we have to. That is the opposite. There is no freedom in forcing someone to say something.
The whole conflict serves the lesser evil and chaos. It does nothing to benefit humanity or serve the greater good...

1:09 PM  
Blogger AdamSoup said...

What's this jive bout our pal Jesus?

While the demmies walk on tippie toes, waving their mug where the camera goes, the repub's use homeboy like a dirty ho.

Sayin' you without a political mainstay, while talkin that smack in a one sided way.

Clinton may have passed NAFTA
but who got rich with benjamins to the rafta's? all them blinged out, power trippin brothas.

Sure the Dem's don't got the DO power, the other rich whitey has control of the hour...

and for the special action plan of the day, they spy on Americans in an unconstitutional way.

Hope you fear that invisible threat, but please don't bring up the source of the spat.

Maybe this is disturbing, maybe it's hot,but when the demmies win, life will be different... NOT

So word up to Rand and Dr. King.
Give props to yo mamma you vicious thing.

Get ready, cuz the people, like a bee, will sting.

3:42 PM  
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