Friday Dog Post: Dog-in-a-Truck

gratuitous photos of trout placeholding while i make this year's Blogger CD's for my Christmas post. wanna see last year's CD's? click here
Oh and speaking of Christmas: heres what my cards read inside. grrrerhahahahaha

To all my Democratic Friends:

Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all. I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2008, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great. Not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country nor the only America in the Western Hemisphere. Also, this wish is made without regard to the race, creed, color, age physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the any of you.


To my Republican Friends:

Merry Christmas and Happy New Year

you'll get my carbon credits when you pry them out of my cold dead paypal account

This week was remarkable for the many ways the fraudulent left were exposed for the elitist racist jerks they actually are. these are people who are so rich they can insulate themselves from the dopey policies they want to foist onto us proles in middle 'merica.

Live Earth, the prelude to the shakedown, is a dream come true for anyone who wanted the liberal left exposed and televised in living color. Theres been a million funny hypocrisies to examine here starting with the obvious that the extravagant lifestyles the elite lead, both entertainers and politicians, leaves a carbon footprint you can see from pluto.

i don't care that they are richer than God until the super rich tell us mere mortals to live like the truly poor while exempting themselves. but wait, their careers require this, right? and and and look at all the good they are doing by pole dancing for the polar ice caps! Madonna even wrote a SPECIAL SONG thus doing her part to offset the 23 billions of gas units she emits.

nobody on the stage ever talked about stopping touring or leaving their hollywood gigs for a job that didn't contribute to global warming on such a monsterous scale. and did you know they had yousef whoever who used to be cat stevens educate us on what we should be doing? this guy who called for a fatwah on salman rushdie on TV? i guess it makes sense, one less writer=less carbon emissions.

it was fun to read the commentary on the internet trashin' out Live Earth. some of the best stuff came out of the UK and austrailia which isnt surprising since they are far better at creating cinematic art than the dolts in hollywood. it must've been annoying to suffer these fools. and, they rightly recognize that Islam presents a greater threat to the planet than your SUV and incandescent light bulbs. i imagine seeing their neighborhoods go wahabi crystallizes and prioritizes like nothing else.






i must've missed the concert against saddam burning all those oil wells polluting the air, saddam the largest killer of birds in all of history (by burning up migrating birds) and poisoning the wetland areas they counted on in their long journey. which is weird since rachel carson is a liberal demi god for bringing DDT to an end, saving the birds, but condemning millions in africa and other equatorial nations to death by malaria. let's see, save the birds, kill the black and brown people. but it wasn't that simple...see the bird kill was overuse of the DDT and could be managed to minimize environmental damage. but the africans never had a chance cause it was banned outright.

what was the point of the LiveEarth concert? to raise awareness? the point of the concert was to raise awareness of the megalomanics performing. in fact a "cause" is merely a vehicle for which compassion can be demonstrated by the most narcissistic people on the face of the earth.

they have a 7 point plan they want US, read: us in the USA, to pledge we will meet personally. if everybody in 'merica does that it wont matter because China is coming on strong. right behind them? India. Oh, and these people lovers don't want africa to follow in our footsteps. so, china and india are excluded but these poor guys in Africa got to be kept down. these are the people who decry "racism" when they are the poster children for racism.

don't believe it? then how about this other lovely tidbit from the week: Vanity Fair's "Africa" issue.


on the eve of the planet saving narci-fest, i stood in line at the book store looking at the current copy of Vanity Fair with a photo of Madonna (planetary savetress and the final performer at LiveErp) and Maya Angelou (poet-laurate, wisewoman). the issue was about Africa. there was an alternative cover too. this one had leonardo di caprio with Djimon (?), the black actor that was in gladiator. Leo was full frame and the other guy was half off the page. now, vanity fair is helmed by liberal activist editor graydon carter, the elitist anti-america butt kissing celeb worshipper. and he has offered us a breathtaking view of the limo left in a single shot.

elitists show their true face when you see a fake-british-speaking pop star included with the portrait of maya on this very important issue on africa. why werent the elegant residents of the actual continent on the cover? why not Maya on her own? surely her resume trumps madonna's. and since libs think you cant comment on anything unless you live it, then i say being black like maya gets her closer to africa than madonna therefore making madonna completely superfluous. but remember! the real point of the cause is too showcase the compassion of the celebrities, just like Live Earth.

this photo tells me that the makers of this magazine think an issue is not important unless some rich, and in this case white, celebrity signs on and implores the broke ass everday working guy american to pony up for the sorrows of the world to balance out all the bad shyt they do like breathe.

how insulting is it to see that a scholar and class act like maya angelou still has to pose with an aging white pop tart to sell a magazine. if they didnt believe that they wouldn't print it. these are the people who instruct us on racism! whos the biggest name on that magazine? it's Bono! the image itself is irritating...what is Madonna doing? giving Maya a blown kiss to bestow upon her the supreme benevolence of attention and concern from the Great One Who Comes Down Off Her Mirrored Cross To Care About Africa By Posing For Yet Another Photo?




remember after katrina when the celebrities manned the phone lines so they could take the offerings of everyday people in 'merica. how much more effective, less bloated and bureaucratic would it have been to simply write a check?

it would have been SO much more simple, BUT IT WOULD NOT HAVE BEEN TELEVISED!

How many refugees from Darfur do you think could fit into Leo's house here, and er, what kind of carbon footprint do you think running this place leaves? you think he pays more for pool chemicals then say, the 13K al gore spends a month on his electric bill? On just one of his houses?

Its time for us dogs and horses and bulls and other barnyard animals to get revolutionary and get the Animal Farm back from these pigs. and i think the tide is turning against these phony marxist pricks. i really do!

I Saw a Funeral on TV

/Grrrooowlf! Grrrrrrrrrrrrrr. Grrrrrrrrrru ru ru rufffffff! Howl! Stare!
/Low long deep grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr



The Lady lay in the place of pray
and the playas lined up to hear themselves say
this fine fine lady of a fine fine man
representin' a struggle throughout the land
Give yourself a hand
deadly Tedly
You milked it, bilked it
and it reminded me

of yo icon brothers, the dead kennedys

the original wire tap smarts
they did that deed to break her heart!

Yeah, show her man out with a tart
Try to distract
from the fact
he was smart!

(and a problem in the 60's for the demmi *freedom* lovers)
Now you wanna talk about "privacy" brothers?

(In Blogland pointing out hypocrisies is a
game like tic tac toe, no one wins dontcha know?
Faith in the parties is not for me
I prefer a Randian philosophy
the Will to prevail individually
I bet the good Dr. and Lady would agree
Look hard at his words, I bet you'll see!)

BTW:

You neva hear Jesus come outta their mouth
unless they swearing or
a dead nigga lay in the house

of God

And then bible thumping sho' ain't funny
now with Christians they acting all chummy
Hallelujah! Amen! Abel and Cain!
Can we drum up some funds for our campaign?
With righteous talk about the poverty shame?

(and they gonna fix it! just like they always have)

Never mind about the king family pain
Today is the day to loudly proclaim
That you give praise and glory to His Holy name!
Tell it to the TV
That's all its meant to be.

Most days on freaks of Jesus it's open season
Ha Ha: "the sheep-people votin' without reason"
The ones reading bibles and firing off guns
We gotta stop those thumpers somehow sons!

But its okay when you play the demmi way
your face in this place,
All show. You blow!
Acting sincere and compassionate tho'.
At this you excel and the skill still grow!

Sharpton STFU you pomaded pouff of pomposity
You made a career out of vanity
Using her last rights to sing about black woes
Bra! what about lyrics "bitches and ho's?
But then you couldnt hang with Luda and Fifty, could ya
you'd trade a being preacher for a G. rapper wouldnt ya?

Wait! Look!

Here comes Clinton the first black president!
Who spent
No cent or
effort to prevent

G E N O C I D E
in Rwanda

instead just *acting* all fonda

B L A C K

But in fact, he was slack.
Talking a good game, its so lame
(But he still feel your pain!)

All talk and no do
that is your party's eternal coup!
Demoncratic "Leadership"
Id love to stick a stake in the heart of you!

(Now accuse me of hate thought and have
John Edwards sue.)

/grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr