Independence Day! (art and rappery)

/bark bark bark
im back in play
brought my rotty rap-per-ray
haters beware
my nanny killin stare
molten hot flares and rockets red glare

a fourth of july letter to:

Kos Huffington
Pelosi Reid
DU Olberman
DNC Babs
and millions of hollywood hags
instigators haters
massive regulators
traitors controllers
falsehood purveyors

effete elite
"americas a bunch o' sheet"
bedwetting fleas
ya'll sick with foot in mouth disease

foul architects of the national scisim
thats what you call patriotism
exploiting every kind of division
and lacking in any original vision

this is your endless pitiful song:
"america is always in the wrong"
you cant profit if She is strong
you babies
you punks
you shady ass chumps
Caracas is where you haters belong

the only leadership you can claim
is to point and blame and market shame
whats the object of the game?
shake us down and secure your reign

your breasts serve dependency and you want em sucked your plans to save us will get us f**ked so

relax you hacks
take the day off
eat a freakin hot dog
and stop talkin'

God Bless America
and Everwhere Else too.


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Anonymous Anonymous said...



7:15 PM  
Blogger moi said...

Most excellent rap-per-ray to celebrate our nation's birthday. Yeah, it's a party, and all the haters can just go park it somewhere else.

Oh, and thank you, thank you for the shot of the red, white, and blued AMERICAN Pit Bull Terrier!

Hope Mr. She ran a good one!

6:51 AM  
Blogger K9 said...

/t: thank you to my favorite canuck (is that right?) the great mustached one of the great white north.

moi: i thought youd like that american staff! looks a bit like a chunkier trout, dont it? happy day!


6:54 AM  
Blogger Mayden' s Voyage said...

Dawg! Nobody raps it better than you! What fire- what truth...

"foot in mouth disease"

Love it!!! Happy Independence Day indeed! :)

7:28 AM  
Blogger dianne said...

Happy 4th of July She & Trout, have a great day! :)

7:29 AM  
Blogger Anonymous Boxer said...

Wow can you throw a PAR-TEE - complete with music, rapping and pixtures.

Have a great day - you know what I'll be up too.

7:38 AM  
Blogger dianne said...

Thanks K9 - no Blog yet, I wouldn't have time with my busy schedule-well not yet, besides I have so much fun flitting around reading all of the great posts on everyone else's Blogs! :)

7:44 AM  
Blogger NYD said...

Not just howling at the moon, K-9.

Rottie rappin tyme.

Happy Independence day!

8:01 AM  
Blogger The Troll said...

That was good enough to almost make me stop hating rap! Happy INDEPENDENCE DAY!

8:05 AM  
Blogger Aunty Belle said...

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9:08 AM  
Blogger Aunty Belle said...

Go Rottie -Pup, GO!

What part of "IN" don't them whiny DEpenders git? Youse gonna show 'em...Da Dawg is back:

Ya' tells is straight
da dawg ain't afrait
of no folks livin'
in snivelin'

SHE say it loud
to the hatin' crowd
US ain't perfect, jes' the

That ain't beatin' on our
Lady Liberty gave them
who lived over thar'
midst mind-freakin' war

But they seen OUR light
beat a hasty flight
to these shores
whar' freedom's each man's

Tell'em Pup,
show 'em whas' up!
Some n'er care fer freedom true,
jes' free goodies grabbed from you.

Freedom comes at a cost,'
fergit that folks, we all be lost
Now roll up yore sleeves,
mind yore manners, please,
make yore own way
thas' what the Constitution say.

9:12 AM  
Blogger puerileuwaite said...

I notice that in most paintings, Washington looks like a real "grandstander", when actually he was a classy and humble man. The Pug knows his history!

9:45 AM  
Blogger boneman said...

you do realize how funny it is to see a Rotty saying they will be second in command cook, right?
(at least we'll know where the scraps go....)
The daschund winns the costume prize, I think, but, what the hey, anyone that waves the flag wins today!
Happy Fourth to you and the mister
(and tothe lady in green a blister)

Dang! Even got Jimi to play?
One heckuva day!

10:50 AM  
Blogger Aunty Belle said...

Rottie-Pup, c'mon over an'see mah Front Porch history.

10:55 AM  
Blogger iamnot said...

You're the only rapper I don't actually want to shoot.

Happy happy happy.

2:31 PM  
Blogger Ruela said...

Happy 4th o' July ;)

3:26 PM  
Blogger Stephen Renico said...


FYI, I finally got around to updating my sites and took the liberty of linking this site to mine under "Good Reading".


4:03 AM  
Blogger K9 said...

mayden: grrherhaha happy day to YOU dearest. good to see you back in your space. xo

dianne: thank you grrrrrrl, trout has her flag bandana on - the only time i embarrass her with having to wear something other than regulation collar. i hope your 4th was a joyful one.

anonymousboxer: nothing tops a celebration with a pack of fussy chihuahuas!!! i loved your video. enjoy the island!

nyd: happy day to you in lilliput land!!!

7:35 AM  
Blogger K9 said...

troll: how was the bbq? i hope your ID was a good one.

aunty: get back cadillac! that was excellent aunty. you put my rappery to shame. hope your 4th was a great one.

puerileuwaite: youre right!! thats a bunch of painters for you - gotta make it more dramatic. he was the reluctant president...unlike the seekers of the modern age. hope you had a good fourth

boney: the big dogs ribs were great - i dont like ribs that much but they were good. i hope you had a good 4th.

aunty: it was terrific! a service to blogdom. thank you.

iamnot: its a good thing too - i know you are armed. grrrrrherhahhaha

ruela: thank you so much. coming from portugal too! yay!

stephen renico: great to see you again! i will be along shortly to see what youve got. thanks for the link up.

7:40 AM  

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