guest post with mean dovey cooledge
Labels: american politics, chickens, shrieking chicken, video
posted by sparringK9 at 6:07 PM
10.15.2008
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219 Comments:
What can I say love? I felt as if (for a moment) my voice was the same as Dovey's..."Barrrackkkk...ooooo-myyyy
----gawd....brrrracccckkkk- oooo- ouch ouch ouch.....blah- blah- blah- blah...."
If in all my life I've ever felt the Hee-Haw's "Doom, despair, and agony on me" feeling- now is the time.
If I had a place in the mountains, or on a farm near the east coast- now is the time I'd run for it. At least for the next 3 weeks...until the fires burn down- because you know there will be fires. If he wins, they will burn things for fun, and if he loses, they will burn things for hate.
Maybe one day Palin will be President, but until that day- I sort of hold my breath.
I love you friend and I am sorry I've been so wrapped up in other things!
-me
Bwaaaaah, sniff, sniff. My piece of shit computer no longer allows me to watch videos.
You got me. And I must admit dovey says it better than I do, too.
Well, hell, everyone KNOWS your average feathered friend is a whole heck of a lot smarter than even your most exceptional politician. Wish Dovey had been moderating the Master Debators like night. Ugh. Yawn. (Had to keep reminding myself that if I actually DO throw things at the television screen, that's one big ass appliance we can't afford to replace right now. Throw things at the squirrels instead.).
LAST night. Too freakin' early . . .
an
enlightening
viewpoint on your
current political situation
i wonder if mean dovey cooledge could offer insight into which came first, the politician or the pork barrel?
¤ ¤ ¤
/t.
Vote Troll! I pledge to spend 1.7 trillion to develop tastier chicken feed. And I'll only raise taxes on foxes and cats.
http://chromedcurses.com/allatwitter/
I'm pretty sure if you slow it down and play it backwards you will hear Mean Dovey revealing the location of Jimmy Hoffa's body and I think, a recipe for vegetarian biscuits and gravy.
mayden: deep dark deeeepressssssshun incessant miserrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrryy! grrrherhahaha. ive almost wrapped my mind around the obama presidency so that people will remember and/or learn what big a G means. but considering the backstabbing W has perped, what the hey!
i'll watch the election from the woods. and if the recession deepens i may relocate and work on the garden. i told the big dog (formerly mr she) that my contribution to the retirement fund would be labor and produce. clearly, i can manage poultry as well. grrherhahaha.
i worked at the High Museum when the rodney king thing went down and it was bedlam on peachtree street including rocks thrown at the museum windows. good thing its a building built to protect art and people by extension. grherha
i love you too friend! did you get an invitation to el dia de los muertos? youre welcome to come bring tim and the kids we'll pile ya up in the livin' room.
nyd: oh i feel ya pain. i need more processor myself. but i am saving (remember that quaint idea?) for a new mac pro and am 1/3 of the way there. i thought great computers would be like 800 doollars in japan!
doom: i couldnt stop laughing. the bird went on like that for about 20 minutes until i picked her up and calmed her down. ive GOT to stop lining her pen with the new york times. grrherhaha
moi: you talk just like a cowboy. well, hell....grrrrhherhahaha! i should send that footage to mad money so cramer can use the shrieking chicken as his SELL SELL SELL hysteria. i watched a little of the debate and switched over to PR in time to see the runway shows. much better tv. then back to the debates. obama is smooth and mccain's points only make sense if you are informed. he never fleshes anything out! very frustrating. oh well. this weekend im having my garden plot plowed and planted with alfalfa to turn over in spring.
i loved your defiant scarlett shot in a.b.'s squirrel movie. "as God is mah witness......."
/t: dovey thinks they ALL should be tarred and feathered. she thinks they are all layers! she says she's giving no cone-bread to go with their pork.
trolly: i voted for you. you are WAY ahead. i liked ellison's too but yours is the most correct and current. dovey wants to know if colonel sanders is going to finally be prosecuted for his fowl genocide.
shamu: im pretty sure that hoffa is the walrus as well!
astute
chicken!
in addition
to providing insight
to the aforementioned matter,
would mean dovey cooledge care to comment on why the politicians crossed the public?
also, yet another poll suggests that 7 out of 10 chicken viewers believe mean dovey cooledge is crying, "the markets are falling!" -- please comment
same poll claims 1 of 3 television viewers expect that jimmy hoffa will make a surprise comeback appearance with elvis in the upcoming "sopranos: the movie", where jimmy plays the role of a dead horse, elvis a horses head, and a couple of presidential candidates in alternating roles of horses ass -- i <3 hollywood!
¤ ¤ ¤
/t.
Step One: Announce that Colonel Sanders Junior will receive the death penalty for his Crimes against Chickenry.
Step Two: Wait (2 seconds) for the inevitable outcry by Euro-Trash leftists.
Step Three: Cancel the Colonel's death sentence and agree to turn him over to the Euro-Trash for trial at "The Hague".
Step Four: Booby-trap the Colonel's body with 98 pounds of plastique.
Step Five: Detonate! Bye-bye Colonel. Bye-Bye "The Hague".
I'm working on a similar plan for the United Nations building.
Please send the invitaion again...I am planning to go- but have misplaced it (you emailed it- right?)
:)
bwahahahaah - poor Mean Dovey got horse from all the talkin', huh?
Does she live in ATL with you? Why did I think she was up at Chickory full time?
Doesn't matter, this is the first time in weeks I've anything that makes sense!
aha ..
mean dovey cooledge certainly has a lot to say .. :)
but, i'm thinking one of the captions ought to also read:
where's my chicken feed, woman?
;)
Too funny! I did not realize this was your actual friend speaking! Way cool.
I could not stop smiling, realizing that Dovey gets it about right, regardless if conservative or liberal, especially this election cycle. And, oddly, Dovey might be about as right as anyone else.
You have a natural born debater on your hands.
/t: dovey said they crossed us because they could! now dovey's worried she might get de-beaked for speaking "truth to power" (oy vey anybody else sick of that expression?) dovey cries whenever KFC's stocks are up - she cries and the patrons gain a size or two or three....wait until you see MY horror film ....skanky hollywood director wakes up with a chicken head in his bed...i think thats a voodoo bad omen.
troll: doveys not worried because everyone thinks the UN's ICC stands for international criminal court but NO it means irritated chicken court. weve got it covered...in manure
mayden: yay! will do.
a.b.: what would i do without slo-mo? grrrherhAhah when you are short on talent use trickery! you know i carry the chicks back and forth from their city house to their country house in a dog carrier. just like paris hilton. howwwwwwwwwwwl!
foamy: wrong! those birds have had (just today) salmon, corn, millet, and an apple cider donut. spoiled spoiled spoiled!
doom: shes a helluva lot better than mccain! if obama dared to spar with her hed be a speciesist! a chicken hater! yes, that is my own chicken of 4 years. red too. (the co-star) im glad you smiled i know the gif's made your brain puke. ;-)
okay .. then what she wants is rooster ..
Sra. Dovey,
dígale a su perro que su Tía dice, ¿dónde está mi invitación para el día de los muertos?
Food terrorism on the front porch
the fact that you transport your chickens puts you on my AWESOME List.
More informed than most commentators.
Actually, neither candidate discussed how our FDA standards of food are going south really quickly and how animals are suffering greatly from awful conditions. Enough to make you have no choice but to become a vegetarian...or...well...go the Palin way and shoot yer own food.
Good old Dovey, she knows it all.
Your own chicken?
This is a welcome departure from Mean Mr. Mustard.
Okay. Wait a minute.You actually TRANSPORT Dovey et al from the ATL to the cabin? WITH Trout in the vehicle? I'm so impressed, I think I'm speechless.
moi: yes i do. these are two chickens that cost 7 dolla total. then i had the chicken church built for them at the cabin. then, they needed a "night pen". then they needed a day pen in the atlanta yard, and another night pen. then they needed a carrier. so i bought a dog carrying case which holds two hens nicely. the sides a netted to they can see out and breath. it has nice pockets on the sides where i keep travel corn and peanut butter. in the summer, i take the hens in with me if i have to - they die easy from heat. i love it when someone comes up to see the "puppy" and they get hens instead. the hens also have a christmas tree and wreath for their church. grrrrherhahahaha. oh yes. i will slide quite comfortably into the weirdo country lady.
puerileuwaite: who killed dovey in the dining room with the rope!
middleditch: yes, my own foul. and, i have another -red. but red isnt "mean" red is loving. and a far better layer. dovey is good for nothing except bitchin.
thursday next:thats not all they havent talked about. immigration. the insane powers extended to the fed and treasury. water. the logjam in congress. corruption and the crippling debt. im not joking i am seriously considering moving back to the cabin so i can have a food garden and a natural authentic life with some decent air and space. before it all gets messed up somehow.
btw, moi - i, trout, am the protector and sister of those hens. when they are scared, they fly to me. we travel well together.
lee: you got that right! i think the tone says it all. grrherhahaha!
aunty: you didnt get an invitation because you were beyond the geographical circle! but id love to have you. sounds like though weve got a winter get together possibly? terminator seed post was awesome!
foamy: LOL maybe so, shes an old bird and still a virgin. shes four and they live to 6-8 years in ideal conditions. of course with me its better than ideal so maybe even longer!
Trout,
Rawrf, woof howl!
That is just so cute K9, I'm sure Mean Dovey is making a lot more sense than some of the politicians, maybe she should be running for the Presidency. :) ♥ xoxox
"i will slide quite comfortably into the weirdo country lady"
Me too, friend.
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