2008: the rotty review

...........bad asses of the year: the somali pirates........best religious performance: rev. jeremiah wright "americas chickens are coming home..to ROOST!" sermon......person i most want to take a baseball bat to: Lori Drew, the 49 year old mom who posed on my space as 17 year old "josh", who first flirted with, then tormented 13 year old megan meier for weeks even saying "the world would be better without her in it" until megan committed suicide by hanging..........pundit of the year: dennis miller......worst live performance: kanye west on SNL......second worst live performance: kanye west on GMA..........election fraud that mysteriously didnt bother liberals at all: ACORN.......best picture: "the preview" from PNW pictures........

sign of the year: beer as cold as your girlfriend's heart (grrrrrrherhahahahaha)

art story of the year: damien hirst bypasses the dealers and goes straight to sothebys netting 95 million.......most repulsive male: al franken...........most pitiful martyr wife: mrs. elliot spitzer..........dumbest blonde: kim zoliak from "the real housewives of atlanta"...............overused vapid nebulous meaningless word of the year: "change"............ thief of the year: frankin raines...........super chumps of the year: chris matthews and keith olberman.............best antedote to the propaganda channel for hollywood, aka "entertainment tonight": TMZ..........


most devastating realization: our once sovereign nation is now a debtor's prison run by global bankers.........most annoying voice: bonny fwank...............best long overdue justice: OJ simpson goes to jail...........idiot of the year: maxine waters............biggest putz of the year: scott mclellan.........


person most likely to extend the bush doctrine into 2009: barack obama..........worst fashion in the news: the chicks of the fundy mormon ranch.......worst liar: casey anthony: the chick who killed her kid in orlando......winner of the "how does he sleep at night" award: bernard madoff.......dog of the year: trout.............hen of the year: (tie) mean dovey cooledge and red.............


best show i saw this year: frida kahlo at the san francisco museum of art..........phrase of the year (condensed): bitter xenophobes clinging to guns and bibles.......completely superfluous entity of the year: the US media.............unpleasant side effect as a result of obama's election: susan sarandon and tim robbins are staying in the USA.............scariest movie: the world according to monsanto (watch it on you tube)..............heartbreaking story under reported: the mass suicide of indian cotton farmers who were fucked over by monsanto.............

best crochet of the year: the TV dinner

hypocrisy example of the year: john edwards , back-door man..................song i hope i never hear again: mercy by duffy.................quit while youre ahead award: bret farve..................best lesson from the NFL that should be applied to corporate america: bad season = "you're fired!".................miracle of 2008: suddenly, all those diebold voting machines are no longer "rigged"!......................most demoralizing evil that must be endured: commercial air travel...........spectacle of the year: bejing olympics opening...........poster boy for chicago politics: blago.................


slogan of the year: "buy my idea and i won't kill you" ..........show that should be cancelled: the view...................not too bright award: football player plaxico takes a bullet to his thigh when the glock in his sweatpants (!) drops and fires..................hag of the year: madonna. retire. seriously. stop...................ooops moment of the year: dropping critical tools while working on the space station.............event that has changed my entire outlook for good: the bailout

refuge of the year: the forest................supercreep of the year: richard fuld, ceo of lehman bros...............best controversial tv ad: the one where Mr T fires from the back of a pick-up truck, a tommy gun loaded with snickers candy bars at the ass of a ghey race-walker.................most irritating tv ad: all car ads that use old rock songs and the zyrtec "time in a bottle" ad graaaaaah!...........................worst noise in 2008 and every year: leaf-blowers.............best website run by democrat: "hyper-educated uppity woman"..............most ubiquitous video game: guitar hero...................animal of the year: squirrel............biggest enemy to our freedoms as individuals: corruption.............scam of the year: carbon credits to offset global warming...............best entertainment: podcasts............

best vintage poster that sums up 2008: see above.............dumb teenager story of the year: girlfight in tampa is videotaped and put up on you tube.........best divorce: the one over the husband committing virtual adultery on "second life"...............worst guru of the year: deepak chopra.............

final comment on 2008: good riddance!


happy new year

Merry Christmas: CD's for everyone

first, start the music. it's at the top of the sidebar. click images for larger view and merry christmas!

4 ornaments and a fifty year old

candy cane bug ornament 6" ball


snow wolf ornament 6" ball


polar monkey ornament 6" ball


evergreen bug ornament 6" ball


last night i was inducted into full blown hagdom as my friends who are already in their 50's welcomed me into the fold. predictably i have a bit of a hangover even though i barely drank (gimlets). i actually turned the big five-0 on thanksgiving day which was a lovely day with several generations of family.

iamnot said i was a coward for not posting my real picture on the mute monday "all about me". so here i am, full frontal in my messy-ass princess room. moi, these are the harley davidson boots that look like those Fryes you like. thanks to all for the birthday wishes and a special shout out to mayden and vanille. thanks grrrrrrrrrrls.