im eating a sack of oreos
i can't see a reason not to
cellulites not a worry
in the summer of bird-swine flu

my cookies, they are laced
with terminator seed
a chocolate subsidy
in the epic age of greed

i washed the cookies down
with milk of lipitor
and stuffed my ears with lead
so i dont hear you snore

i dreamed i was so fat
my carbon footprint killed
my oil it oozed like lava
until the rivers filled

you looked on in horror
and i laughed with delight
im eating a sack of oreos
each and every night

whatever

*** The conversation continues.......
* artwork by: "Mortiz Rrr" courtesy of Eva Keppel Gallery, Dusseldorf