vampires and their twits
obama is a vampire
that sparkles in the woods
libs they are the chicks that say
"he's misunderstood!"
if you dont drive a prius
or screw a spiral light?
you don't get to fly with him
into the twilight night
only smart and special girls
come under his protection
he doesnt suck their blood
or poke them with erections
he saves these lucky girls from other
blood sucking creatures
he will never ever hurt them
(until the second feature)
"i'll drink the bad guys dry
and i'll give you the blood
you can count on me
your communistic stud
those peasants who oppose me
with their pitchforks and their torches?
i'll silence them for real
with my special homeland forces"
you try and tell those girls
he's the same guy as before
they will say "he's elegant.
your reason is a bore"
one thing to remember girls
your vampire? he's eternal
once he's fed on "haters"
he'll be hauntin' your nocturnals
Labels: i hate vampire culture, obama, photochoppy, same as it ever was, twits
posted by sparringK9 at 8:29 AM
34 Comments:
yeah, well, you know, that just, like, your opinion, man .....
greherhahaha .. ;)
foamy: GRRRRRRRHERHAHAHAHAHA! oh yeah - i bet you love sparklers. ;-)
I haven't looked into this media-forced "vampire" fad and don't plan to do so. I suspected there was a creepy androgynous sexuality to it. Is there a creepy lefty element as well?
troll: no. i just noticed the similarity between how obama supporters overlook the creature's nature and think that because they are so smart and elite - like him - the wont get rolled over by the machine wheels. and the similarity with "bleeding a nation" dry while foisting upon them beautiful distractions. man i just hate this vampire pop culture shite. thats why i killed the tv. er, mostly killed it.
Baaaa Baaaaa Baaaaa, Baaaa Baaaa Obama. Pied piper of pitty pottying weak-willed we the people who bow down before the one we serve. We're going to get what we deserve.
Good point, gorgeous. You reminded me how much I really miss "W" and his presidency!
the fifty mile per hour piggy backs are kinda cool though......
....porn for girls.
and gay boys too now appraently.
and girls who are oddly attracted to gay boys.
whatever happened to clint eastwood?
oh yeah, he`s eighty now.
shit, i`m getting old.
moi: you dont understand! hes hes special. hes not like any other politician...this time, things are gonna change! cause he said so.
puerileuwaite: miss it? its still happening! cheer up buddy. obammy continues on in the war unabated(you would never know suddenly the press doesnt care about "grim milestones" anymore) patriot act? no roll back there! bailouts for fraudlent hedgers? lets keep going. you are firmly into Bush 3 my friend. my lib friends woke me up - and then went back to bed. it amazes me how he hasnt kept one promise. and you can forget health care. there isnt any money.
doctor: the problem with (the younger) clint eastwood is he actually has a dick and probably knows how to use it! thats far more terrifying than a sparkly vampire. grrrrrrrrhahahaha
yeah, and maybe if the ken doll that our little princesses played with as children even hinted at such, we might not be in such a "twilight" of decaprio-ed boys that have left our women with such desperation.....
the double whammy of tiara dreams and anatomical confusion has led to many a clusterfuck.
Ok then ... point taken. But I steadfastly reserve the right to miss Reagan and Clinton (but NOT Bush Sr.).
Also: we still have each other.
Must.Drink.The.Kool.Aid.
I am an uber liberal and I am much aware of the bullshit that is happening all around the country. unfortunately both flocks of sheep, them on the right and them on the left, have forgotten how to think for themselves.
Thought is accomplished by listening to the ranting of mad men on FOX or the silk tongued ones on the other channels. For fuck sakes people turn your damned television to cooking shows, and at least you may learn something.
isnt anybody going to praise my photochoppy of barak as edward? im crestfallen! grrrrherhaha
doctor: the estrogen laced milk didnt help. curious how cinema seems to favor effeminate pretty boys. would charles bronson fly in this neutered culture?
puerileuwaite: i miss george washington. but having a pug is indeed a huge comfort in these trying times.
boxer: float and sting baby. float and sting.
walking man: i think Ms. Paglia summed it up beautifully:
..."Why has the Democratic Party become so arrogantly detached from ordinary Americans? Though they claim to speak for the poor and dispossessed, Democrats have increasingly become the party of an upper-middle-class professional elite, top-heavy with journalists, academics and lawyers (one reason for the hypocritical absence of tort reform in the healthcare bills). Weirdly, given their worship of highly individualistic, secularized self-actualization, such professionals are as a whole amazingly credulous these days about big-government solutions to every social problem. They see no danger in expanding government authority and intrusive, wasteful bureaucracy. This is, I submit, a stunning turn away from the anti-authority and anti-establishment principles of authentic 1960s leftism. "
knowing your words, i am going to assume when you call yourself an uber liberal, you mean in the Classic meaning of the word.
agree about the sheep. in fact, theres one on my drawing table right now.
Dang, girl! I KNEW there was something wrong with that face! Bwahahahahaha! Most excellent job.
Ms. Paglia is as always most astute in her assessment of the situation.
Me, though? I'm done with the lot of them. I want a classically liberal government back in place or I want total, complete anarchy. Chaos is preferable to slavery IMHO.
"isnt anybody going to praise my photochoppy of barak as edward? im crestfallen! grrrrherhaha"
Sorry. You did such as excellent job, I figured it was either Prince* (* after all, he DOES get around) or Pedro from Napolean Dynamite (I voted for Pedro).
moi: thank you for giving me what i wanted. i spent far too much time getting that just right. and agreed. like the saying goes: "two wings -same bird of prey."
puerileuwaite: grherhahahahaha!! he is kind of early Prince. i didnt see ND s oi dont know Pedro but will look him up on google images right now....grrrrrherhahahahaha! i think we have a match! good one pug!
LOL- I went to see Twilight with the Pix, and then we bought the dang movie so my mom and sisters and I could all watch it-
I pop over here and thought "What the heck is Bella doing on Obama's back???"
Yeah- got it. RIGHT AWAY :)
And no, I have not given up the blog for the terrible FB...I will tell you the honest truth- (shhh)
The first blogger who ever read me was a total right wing, pro military, gun carrying hero from the Gulf war, and I loved him almost as much as I love you. He died in July (52 yrs old, massive head bleed)- and MV just hasn't been the same since. I'll come back- the grief is wearing off...it just sucks.
But I miss you.
And I need to write about the shool system broadcasting the Obama-nausea for the students- and how we handled that.
Of course, I have to get my thoughts in order- but I will :)
Makes me feel compassion for the teens and twenty somethings .... such sick drivel to contend with.
that's what that is ..
photochopping? lol ..
it's great! i've been puzzling over the face since i first saw it. it struck me as ... err ... odd .. . but i couldnt' put my finger on it. greherhahahahahah ..
you have to understand. i haven't watched the movie.
Oh stop it, you.
I saw a lot of assholes in the hall last night for the presidents speech but I didn't see any balls at the podium.
F'n brilliant!
It was the same thing with Clinton. Supporters were positively moist for him.
No religion in those people so they need something to believe in. Worshiping the power of government with the President as high priest.
"Fills me with the urge to defecate."
Sweet Jesus, what I wouldn't give for Bill Clinton right about now. Yes, I said it. Seriously. At least he balanced the freakin' budget.
mayden: i am so sorry. was it the guy with the red patriot avatar? i hate to hear it.
twilight. it is fascinating how similar it is to or predicament: a blood-sucker that claims to protect you from the even worse blood suckers. man, you cant sharpen stakes fast enough. grherha
fishy: what they think is art is very sad. they dont know what it used to be. im working on a post of then and now branding that makes the point. it kind of an "uglification" situation.
foamy: i really worked hard on getting edwards hair on barak right...and the tonal value of the black and white..not quite a perfect match..c'est la vie.
ricardo: i cannot help myself! but cheer up. i hate everybody.
walking man: i listened on radio (killed the TV). look barak has some good ideas: why not make the insurers behave first, deal with tort reform and clean up medicaid and medicare and see if that doesnt resolve matters? fix the existing problems in ad/min. as priority #1.
gnome; thank you. you know, were not the smartest girl in school so we really cant comprehend the goodness and beauty of the beast.
moi: interesting as obama said how it would be paid for -by making everything that is currently a part of the system more efficient? do that now and demonstrate your worthiness to proceed further!
Heh heh heh.
Yep.
What Gnome said.
Great poety/ rap, great photochoppy.
Save yore chillen's from the comin' DARK AGE.
I know. I do the same on my blog. We can't help ourselves.
Oh, c'mon ... gimme an effing break! All politicians are LYING CRETINOUS VAMPIRES. At least y'all don't have a president that thinks world politics is just another game of cowboys and indians. Anyone who gives this political sh1t the time of day is ... well, a twit.
I happen to like sparklers ... and vampires like Lestat. The Twilight vampires? GRRRRRrrrrrrherherhehe ~ pussies, all a bunch of pussies. The book wasn't even that well written.
American politics is like some chaotic musical gone wrong ... twisted.
Have a great weekend.
aunty: thanks aunty. its pretty grim all right.
ricardo: grrherhaa!
faery: i didnt read the book nor would i. i did happen across it on the satellite and watched it...it was hard but i had to...grherha....
okay. ill agree that all politicians are cretinous vampires. but it is a SIGN that Obammy photochopped into Edward *perfectly*
you cannot deny that ms faery. no no no!
howwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwl
Dang!
I didn't realize that gas would last forever...
and, of course, that every day of nuclear power shortens the future by a year shouldn't matter to us because that's a thousand years from now, isn't it?
Oops. Make that 999 years from now.
Still, I see you're back up and running!
Cool!
And, now seeing the comments, dang, you sure ain't gonna like this.
You know I don't pull punches, gal.
It was "smoothly done" but lacking in strength.
Still, I thought you just pulled it from the net like so many others are doing now-a-days.
(Bob Basso's mob was weird, but seems like a quiet gentleman next to the likes of Alex Jones, a real nutter in my opinion.
I mean, he screams at the camera so hard it makes you want to have a towel handy to wipe up the dribble on the keypad afterwards.
Still, a vampire?
I mean, if he was truly into making a socialist state of us, wouldn't he get into the porn business? You know... something more popular with American life?
boney: who the hell is bob basso? btw,liberalism is porn, boney. grherhaha
what the hail far you talkin about with oil and nukes and shite?
no i dont mind ya punchin around in the yard -do you mind the steaming hot browns? whats that on your tennis shoe? grherhaha
c'mon now. you dont see a similarity between the vampire cult and the cult of obammy?
"this bloodsucker will save you from the OTHER more badder bloodsuckers"
cheer up!
oh you know what? you dont know about "twilight" so you dont get it. s'okay
Bob Basso was that 'tea party' dude with the lynch mob followers you posted a video of before you went on vacation. I ain't talking out of topic, though...his replacement, alex jones, is way out there.
The connection being to the joker/obama and the vampire/obama.
I saw a better movie than Twilight, gal. I saw Chi-Light. A great movie and no where near as boring as watching a bunch of overpaid actors prancing around on screen.
PNW Films Rules!
(And, that's funny about liberalism...its root word being Liberty. What I and all vets from many wars fought..and, you're welcome)
As for the oil and nukes?
You posted it, gal. I follow the rules by staying on topic....
"if you dont drive a prius
or screw a spiral light?"
As I see it, this is a failing of both parties, which in my opinion shows the weakness in a two party system at all.
Obama fell into a nest of brain surgeons, though he's holding his own for a goodly bit (health care, getting our butts out of bush junior's private war and back on course to get the bastard (and, of course you realize I don't curse, but I do use proper adjectives) bin laden and his band of previously protected cronies.
But, how can he fight off the collected efforts of multi-tillion dollar industries (drugs, insurance) without our help?
I mean, even in Indiana, the bought congressmen (republicans, at least) actually poke it on their mangy ads. Insurance companies and Pharmaceutical companies own them here.
Or, is that what you're fighting for?
You want big business to be the boss?
Or are you just trying to get them out in the open to get a good squirt on them?
And, about the only cult I see around Obama is an extremely upset group who are being herded to oppose the future.
Odd bit, that.
There is no socialism where you say it is, nor any coming down the pike.
Wrenching the profits away from halliburton and its grimy slimebuckets and slicing off the profits of the bush family war bonds and stocks is not socialism.
Opposing Eli Manning's outrageously obscene salary of 97 million dollars is not socialism.
It's common sense.
I wrote a piece on the actual gig of money not too long ago, but, just in case you missed it, it ain't long, it IS kind'a funny, basically it shows you exactly what a million dollars is.
And, by the way, Warren liked it.
http://www.humortimes.com/forum/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=76
Oh well, go figure, eh?
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