still coasting on others work: I love this

grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrherherherherherhahahaha! at 1:38 (amputation "boop")

vampires and their twits

obama is a vampire
that sparkles in the woods
libs they are the chicks that say
"he's misunderstood!"
if you dont drive a prius
or screw a spiral light?
you don't get to fly with him
into the twilight night

only smart and special girls
come under his protection
he doesnt suck their blood
or poke them with erections
he saves these lucky girls from other
blood sucking creatures
he will never ever hurt them
(until the second feature)

"i'll drink the bad guys dry
and i'll give you the blood
you can count on me
your communistic stud
those peasants who oppose me
with their pitchforks and their torches?
i'll silence them for real
with my special homeland forces"

you try and tell those girls
he's the same guy as before
they will say "he's elegant.
your reason is a bore"
one thing to remember girls
your vampire? he's eternal
once he's fed on "haters"
he'll be hauntin' your nocturnals

poseurs, hags, obama, a poll and my new phone

my friends have been going to see the "sex in the city" movie. some of you may recall my long-time ban on hollywood which i broke only once in 3 years to see "no country for old men". Im sure not going to fall off the wagon for this dipshit-fest. in real life? mr. big wouldnt look twice at this chain-smoking pony-faced hag. i developed my stiff hate-on for SJP when i heard her testify before congress about how her broke ass family was struggling in mean old america. anybody see a problem with this *lack of* reasoning? you can read about it in my magnus opus of hater rappery: i love the smell of napalm in hollywood

the sex in the city gals are the poster hags for the kind of vapid-self-absorbed-too exposed-horndog women who blame men for not getting their wonderfulness, and refusing to marry them and buy their manolos. their big problems are what to wear, what others are wearing, who to sleep with, and when can i have another xanax? i read SJP had a shyt attack because the dress she wore to the film's opening had already been photographed and printed in vogue. the designer lied to her!! america DOES suck!

speaking of sucking, complaining hags; another hollywood movie star has threatened to move if John McCain wins the presidency.



they said the same thing about W's second term; they didnt leave. others promised to leave as well: barbara striesand (another hag), janine garofalo, sean penn, danny glover and kevin spacey; but they never did. always talkin'; never walkin'. these culture warriors are about as authentic as terrifying radicals bill ayers and bernadine dohrn. everybody makes a big deal out of the fact that these are some of Obamas friends. but in the end they were your basic garden variety 'enfant terribles; part of a gang of rich kids who became fashion communists (sometimes blowing themselves up making bombs in Daddy's NYC building) later joined the boojzwah society they condemned. so much for the revolution.

it's kind of like how jeremiah "blame whitey" wright moved himself and his old-fart-compensation-porsche into a lillywhiteland mansion. come tho think of it; all the Atlanta rappers live in upscale lillywhiteland too. why don't they move back to the hood and be real ? why doesn't oil rich Saudi Arabia, Iran and Syria help out their palestinian comrades with some cash flow and education instead of weapons and hate? why did magazine-cover do-gooders U2 move their businesses to evade irish taxation? why is nancy pelosi so cheap spending her own money on charity while confiscating ours to redistribute? grrrrrrherherhahahaha



why does everybody think Michelle Obama hates white people? She obviously has an affinity for the whitest haircut ever known to mankind - the "flip" as worn by marlo thomas in "that girl" and "gidget" and then there's.... bring! bring! beaver cleaver's mother called. she wants her 60's homemaker dress and pearls back. i would be more excited if our next first lady was more like american badass angela davis; better marxist style IMHO. more honest too.

speaking of obama... i have a bet with mr. she that obama will NOT pick hillary for VP. $100. who will win? if obama somehow gets pressured into this choice i will actually feel sorry for him. he'll have beet-faced Bill hanging around hoggin' the camera and stirring the pot. and possibly scamming on his little girls. i don't think obama will pick hillary though - i don't think he needs her to win. how is it that obama can hang around with people for years and never get hip to their character? jeremiah wright, father pfleger *may he blow satan's 10,00 flaming dicks in hell*, meeks, rezko, and all the good people at ACORN? besides being a poor judge of character he flips more than john kerry flopped. he could not disown rev wright! oh yes he could, when politically expedient. he said " I don’t have to show my patriotism to be patriotic. A pin on my lapel is not important.” yeah, not unless you need votes in west virgina. then it was finally leaving the church of shame after 20 years -not because he disagreed with the racist anti-american rants - but because it was hurting the campaign. and its never fair to point out these associations because they arent relevant; yet he never misses a chance to make McCain synonymous with Bush. anytime the clintons tried to point out anything about him he whined about it and complained to his minions in the media. like dennis miller said: "i don't care about the color of his skin; i do care about the thinness of it." boo-ya and amen. Obama will do and say anything to be president. he has the thinnest, lamest resume of anyone running for president in 50 years or more. pitiful. everyone should read this page for a very thorough list of why Barak Hussien Obama is unfit for the presidency.

when obama wins the presidency you will:
	self-medicate with reefer and painkillers
	move to the czech republic - i hear prague is great!
	relax! at last, your white guilt assuaged!
	never ever ever learn english. viva la raza!
	transfer all assets out of the U.S. of KKA
	redecorate the survival pit and stock with grey goose
	buy rosetta stone language programs in arabic, farsi and spanish
	praise allah!!
	suck it up
pollcode.com free polls

i got a new cell phone which has a texting keyboard. i would love an iphone but its too expensive so i took the best phone i was eligible for with my plan; which is me mooching off mr she's company. i decided i didnt need a blackberry or something like that - if i have phone internet i will be lost forever and eventually rendered incapable if interacting in a real live social setting. grrrherhahaha. but i love the texting because i was painstakingly punching out messages by sorting through keys that represented several letters...and if i made a mistake it was really hard to fix it. with texting, i can get credit for caring and communicating without actually talking to anyone. (to any readers i may have texted; i dont mean ya'll grrrrherherherherhahaha)

for a little while last week i considered getting a motorcycle or scooter or something to save on gas and global warming and all. then i went over to Emory to plan for my "ancient world art camp" and heard about a girl in the department who recently lost a leg in a scooter accident. now im all like: let the polar bears paddle! grrrerhahaha *jus' kiddin'*

last night on Top Chef the hideous Lisa managed to stay alive when she has been in the bottom two chefs 7 times. every time i see her standing at judge's table, arms crossed in nightclub bouncer stance, with her big-ass double chin and dead eyed petulant stare; i want to take padmas ninja dance knife from her and chop off that piercing on Lisa's eyebrow.

shes the haggiest hag of all the haggards. and she's young. die lisa. DIE.

then last night she was all bummed that richard and stephanie didnt congratulate her "bronze" showing. girl, please! nobody celebrates when evil triumphs! (except the DNC) so DIE LISA DIE. the show last night was not interesting or fun. just terrible. i fell asleep at the 10 PM showing, woke up tried to watch again at 11 and fell asleep again. it must have sucked. and ive been having trouble sleeping! i shouldve TiVoed that sukka for some killer digital soma.

and finally, you might think its hypocritical of me, a sculpture firmly within the category of "middle aged", to be ragging on tv and movie hags for dressing too young and thinking they look cute. but it's not true. ive already adopted an appropriate uniform to shield fellow amerikan comrades *grrrherherhaha* from my sagging skin, crepey decolletage, bald spots, age spots and chunky chicos jewelry:



grrrherhahaha. * ruela and troll: i will do the MEMES next *

friday bridgemix: Obama, Mo and the flea market

the annual valentine's ball is this saturday night. its black tie optional. in the past i have purchased a cheap dress and doctored it up to be an art piece. last year i found a green dress and painted a human heart on the bodice with blood running down to the floor, accented with red sequins. (Frida, feed me!) on the back i painted a spine and kidneys. i think i'm going to try to sell that dress and the fall "princess party" dress i made of leaves on Ebay. i need money to offset the coming shakedown (more on that below)


this year, i think i am going to stretch some red netting over the fine vintage hat i found and am modeling in the photo above, pair it with my charcoal gray tux with swallow tails and a red silk blouse (if i can find one, or maybe just a red bra i can glue gun a bunch of sparkly crap to.) im not in a dress mood. any suggestions?



i did place all the"psychofauna" (hat tip to the PhoKid for giving these creaturas a better name) around town. i have not checked back on them to see if they were acquired. i left about half of them at the dog park, and the others in various places i happened to have been. one of the designers i work with found one embedded in the chain link around their parking lot..she knew it was mine, and she's keeping it. my friend the artist in blue ridge sent me some alpaca fur and i bought an entire pheasant pelt on ebay to trick them out. i am working on another batch to sell on etsy; and one very special one for my blog reader contest....i think maybe a psychofauna haiku writing contest? doan know. (there's yore daily dose of aunty speak chillen)


do you like the store "anthropologie"? yeah, so do i. hate the prices though. what is its appeal? slightly vintagey and offbeat/beatnikesque style? i go there and identify the things i like and then i go to the flea market or junk shoppe and look for the same kind of thing i liked...at a far better price. i found this daisy choker and i love it. it covers the two bride of frankenstein gashes on my neck and it looks great with my favorite slightly militaristic olive green straight jacket with blood red satin inside it. i call that juxtaposin'. grrrrrrherhahahahaha


i also found these candle sconces that i plan to use horizontally tip to tip as a decorative accent in my bedroom. i just blew up some of my bird photos really large and am framing them for the bedroom make over. i have my own room. we call that the "virgin room". all the action happens in mr. she's room which is a true boys room. where snoring and clothes on the floor are no longer an issue in our 15 year marriage which we celebrated LAST NIGHT! what did i give mr. she? i finally filled out a legal zoom last will and testament. he's been doggin' me for about a year on this one. i hope he wont be mad when he finds out i left it all to my great nieces! grrrrherhahaha (just kiddin' honey...that's only if we die at the same time)

anniversary dinner: grilled gulf shrimp (USA only!) on a white balsamic green salad with shaved parmasean and pears and devil's food cupcakes with pink cherry frosting. mr she had a lot of tattinger and fell asleep before i could love up on him. grrrrherhahaha. thats married life!


of all the funny political posters i've seen i like this one the best. but now, im sort of worried Obama will get the nomination. obama for change! obama for the future! vote for obama cause he's for change! and the future! yes we can! yes we can! yes we can what?

yes. what has obama actually done besides be a fresh empty suit that people can project their desires upon? a symbol by which people can demonstrate they aren't racists? who is barak hussien obama?

it turns out Obama actually has done something! introduced senate bill 2433. a.k.a. "obama's global tax bill", but Obama calls it the Global Poverty Act. sounds like a good compassionate thing to do! what's your problem, dog! my PROBLEM is it makes U.S. foreign aid spending subservient to the dictates of the United Nations! my problem is the legislation would commit the U.S. to spending 0.7 percent of gross national product on foreign aid, which amounts to a phenomenal 13-year total of $845 billion over and above what the U.S. already spends.

im sure many of you saw this viral photo from the Obama campaign down in Texas right? just in case you missed it:



Obama's not responsible for what his campaign workers do! maybe not. but it says much about the ideology of the people who want him to LEAD us;lead us into socialism. the National Journal ranked Obama as the MOST liberal senator of 2007. Hillary Clinton came in at 16. wow.

there's more, but im saving it for the giant treasury of Obama tidbits post to come.

you may or may not be aware that in Denmark there is an enormous amount of stress and violence between the danish people and their immigrant islamic brethren. the recent flare up is a result of the arrest of 3 who plotted to MURDER the guy who drew the mohammed with a bomb in his turban:



cartoonist tom toles had one of my favorite responses to this situation of insanity where free expression is losing out to murderously intolerant and pathetically insecure islamists (hat tip to blogger "wuff")



Islamic leaders which the poor duped-into-diversity-danish elected, (as a show of tolerance), have remarked that the danes are now the "minority" in denmark and that it will be an islamic nation. on top of that, they demanded an apology to all muslim people in denmark for the cartoons. i found a copy of that apology here it is:

Den Officielle Undskyldning!
Fra Danmark til hele den Muslimske verden,kaldet "Undskyld!"

Undskyld vi gav dig læ da krig drev dig fra dit hjemland....
Undskyld vi tog dig ind da andre afviste dig....
Undskyld vi gav dig mulighed for at få en god uddandelse.....
Undskyld vi gav dig mad og drikke samt et hjem da du intet havde....
Undskyld vi lod dig og din familie gen-forenes da jeres hjemland ikke længre var sikkert...
Undskyld vi aldrig tvang dig til at arbejde imens VI betalte alle dine regninger...
Undskyld vi gav dig næsten GRATIS Husleje,telefon,internet,bil og skole til dine 10 børn...
Undskyld vi byggede Moskeer så du kunne praktisere din religion i vores kristne land...
Undskyld vi aldrig tvang dig til at lære vort sprog selv efter 30 års ophold!....


Så kort og godt....fra alle Danskere til hele den Muslimske verden,vil vi bare sige;
FUCK JER!!

how about a translation?

The Official Apology
From Denmark to the Muslim World,simply called "We´re Sorry!

We´re sorry we gave you shelter when war drove you from your home country....
We´re sorry we took you in when others rejected you.....
We´re sorry we gave you the opportunity to get a good education.....
We´re sorry we gave you food and a home when you had non.....
We´re sorry we let you re-unite with your family when your homeland was no longer safe...
We´re sorry we never forced you to work while WE paid all your bills.....
We´re sorry we gave you almost FREE rent,phone,internet,car and school for your 10 kids...
We´re sorry we build you Mosques so you could worship your religion in our Christian land...
We´re sorry we never forced you to learn our language after staying 30 years!....

And so....from all Danes to the entire Muslim world,we just wanna say;

FUCK YOU!!



grrrrrrrrrherhahahahaha. have a great weekend. and buy Danish whenever you can. support the Danes whenever you can. they are our canaries if ya know what i mean.